#DearPandemicDiary
Woke up sore from Sunday's workout.
Some say we should sacrifice grandparents to save the economy. They weren't specific, but I believe they meant someone else's grandparents — not theirs.
I'm making my own cold brew. It ain't bad.
Tomorrow's another day!
#DearPandemicDiary
When I’m stressed on deadline my throat itches and I swear I’ve got the #Rona.
It takes 4 miles of rucking at midnight to calm down.
My niece asked grandma to make her and her brothers chicken tenders. So my mom did.
The kids’ crisis plan is to steal our food!
#DearPandemicDiary
If I survive this, I’m going to develop a #StarTrek series.
But instead of scientists, the crew will be made up of business executives and pundits.
They’ll make decisions based on what’s good for the economy, not science.
They die at the end of every episode.
#DearPandemicDiary
Today was hard.
That’s all I got.
#DearPandemicDiary
First they said not to wear a mask, so I didn’t.
Then they said wear a mask.
So I wore a mask to the grocery store.
Now they’re saying don’t go to the grocery store for two weeks, because it’s going to get really bad.
Worst. CalvinBall. Ever.
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