Episode 5 #UmxebaWodumo
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I2000 Lami uRobyn
Liyakhumbula uRobyn wokubamba iGearBox kaMthwithi ngale emaKharadini ku Episode 4? Afone phakathi kweviki athi uyaxolisa ngesiga sokimpampiswa ngu Toby. Ethi she wants to meet and make it up to me
2. You can imagine the excitement yokuthiwa they will make it up to me. My mind ran wild. Ngazitholela iKharadi bo Jo. She said mina I must just geza and look nice and be prepared to sleep out. Jo! Asikufara lokhu. Iviki yayinanayila kodwa yaze yafika iWoza Frayoyo yodumo
3. Lespano angiyanga. Ngagugla ngisagugla How 2 impress i2000 labo Kamasutranyana. Went shopping for Deo, Boxer, socks. Ngadlula eMakhokhoba ngidinga imbiza leCongo Dust. Didn't want ukukhulelwa ngukijana. Finally ngaSheva. Ngageza. Had to look young. Ngaqonda espothini. Ngizizwa
4.Sqonde eLodge Jo. Sifike sifake impahla saqonda ePool. Remember phela uMthwithi nguMaguswini guy from Episode 3. Kakwazi ukuswima. Utshaya ibhamu. Uyabhukutsha. Big difference ukuswima lokubhukutsha. Trying to impress bangikhuza sengithe bhudlu emanzini ngentenene nginjalo
5.For supper I ordered favourite food yaboMaguswini labo Pumula emadonkini. Chicken n Chips. Okunye kuyakhomfyuza. After several attempts ngayisotha ifork n knife never mind ukuthi sasesike sayidobha phansi inyama. Kufuna itactic okuyinto lokhu. Robyn wabekezela even kungishubela
6.Back to eRumini am uneasy. Lihle iKharadi but ngukijana mani. Ngokuli early twenties. What if ngingakhipha ibrugwe kungihleke izbunu? I don't like someone ochildish nxa sekusetshenzwa. Lokhu ungathi kuncane. Ngidlalise imali yami yeCongo leye sgubhu mnccccm!
7.Ngaqala ukusola kodwa sesigeza. After removing these push up bra zenu lezi, ibele lathi kwata phansi. Ngangilisusa phansi ngikhwela ungathi ngidlala iVolleyBall. Okunye kwangigezisa umzimba wonke Jo. Kwaskrabha wonke amakhona amagudzu ngasala ngiklini from Cape to Cairo
8. I understood why kwangiskrabha kangaka okuswayini sekudlalwa igame yePeople First. It was cholera regulation. Wash the fruit ungakalihlafuni. Khona kwangihlafuna okumuntu Jo! Kwangisotha to become nice okwatsho abantwana. IKharadi kumbe i2000 ulihloniphe bhoyi
9.Kwangivimbezela okukijana wena. Kwangimarinetha ngeYoghurt qede kuyilandele ngolimi. Ngezwa ngibanjwa yinkantsho iAki wena. Ngafroza nyaa. Kume kumbuze kuthi "Are you okay?" Ngivume njengontulo ngekhanda. Kubuyele kungithi mfi okumuntu. Ngezwa ngisiba lesiyezi. Kusithi ziba
10. Sekushuba phela lapha. Mina vele igame angiyiboni nex. Kungibambile oku Lady Ekse. UBhantomu useseNgozi Mine kodwa angila control. Angisaphefumuli. Kungithi mfi umunwe kuMDVD. All I cud do yikuthi ngithi Mayeee. Kuwukhipe bhuuu umsuzo. Lapha ngiyaretshwa phela bo Jo!
11. Khathesi sekuvuke idimoni okuli 2000. Sekungikhomanda. Kungitshela wat to do. Sengivuma noma yini. Kuthi Toby is mad! Manje I will f*vk u today. Kuthi y you quiet? Ngithi yes f*vk me baby. Yes do it. Sengiweak yonkinto. Ngaze ngacabanga iCongo yami. Zale zale Lami okumuntu
12. Finally ngizwe ukuthi sesifika EFolosi. Ngxi umunwe emsamo. Cudnt say Mayeee. Ngathi mayibabo. Ngcothu. Ngxi Mayibabooo. Ngcothu. Ngxi Mayeeee. Ngcothu Fikiyani. Ziba. Kwabamnyama. Daca. Di nyaaa. Ngaze ngavuswa yiHouse keeping ekuseni sekumele ngihambe. Oku Robyn sekuhambile
13. Ama 2000 yenzani bobhoyi. Ngibasuthi. Andizi. Ngiryt ngesayizi zami. Uyamelwa yinhliziyo. END.
Next week yimi Obambe i @CurateByo asihlanganeni khona. KuDM ama 2000 noooo.
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