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Proudly representing Texas in the U.S. Senate. Lifelong conservative. Fighting for Texas values & border security with 99% voting record with Pres. Trump🇺🇸

Jul 29, 2020, 5 tweets

Does this sound like a serious approach to passing the next #COVID19 relief bill? @playbookplus

On TUESDAY, Speaker NANCY PELOSI and Senate Minority Leader CHUCK SCHUMER said the Republicans’ $1 trillion Covid relief plan and the Democrats’ multi trillion-dollar HEROES Act are simply irreconcilable.

“IT’S LIKE A GIRAFFE AND A FLAMINGO,” PELOSI said to White House COS MARK MEADOWS and Treasury Sec. STEVEN MNUCHIN. “They’re both at a zoo. A dumb person may think they could mate for offspring. A smart person knows that’s impossible. That’s our bills. They’re unable to mate.”

Not to be outdone: SCHUMER compared them to dogs -- “a golden retriever can’t mate with a Chihuahua. You have a Chihuahua. We have a beautiful lion,” he said, according to multiple people in the room.

PELOSI then helpfully reminded SCHUMER that a lion is a cat, so, no, they could not mate.

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