Thread by @AmirPars_

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Who knew there'd be a cottage industry of charlatans, profiteering from #WhiteGuilt with completely useless, futile and ineffective "trainings"?

Everyone. @DouglasKMurray predicted this years ago.

Maybe I should get a piece of the pie?

I mean, it's so simple! I'm a brown man who escaped war to come to here. I'll just ignore the fact that The West *literally* saved my and my 4 siblings' and my parents' lives.

Instead, I will teach the forced attendees things like:

"If you question what I am about to say,

you're a racist. I only got paid £20, 000.00 to do this, whereas white woman Robin di Angelo gets £40, 000.00 - that's racism. You see how racist everything is?

When I was a child, store attendants would follow me around to see that I wasn't shoplifting. That's racism! Nevermind

that I was, in fact, shoplifting! That's neither here nor there - the fact that they assumed I was meant that they were racists.

Your founder is a white guy - it means he's a racist. If he wasn't, he'd step aside and let a BAME LBTQISLKWE%(*GFR take over. Racist! And homophobic.

I see that you have sales targets? That's racist. Especially as you have the same targets for white and black people - basically ignoring the centuries of slavery and institutional racism, and expecting blacks to perform the same as whites. That's racist!

I see that your

diversity officer is a female - but she identifies as a woman. Can you not see how transphobic that is?

There is literally no BAME person in this company who is here because he or she is BAME - everyone was hired on "merit". This is racism pure and simple.

Now, can I please

get paid? I hope you've all learned a lot, and fill in the forms on your way out. And remember, unless you say things like 'I never knew how racist I was until Amir pointed it out', it means you're a racist.

That'll be £20, 000.00 please."