being “owned by Pakistan” is my way of making amends for centuries of oppression at the hands of my goray ancestors, it’s called being an #ally
Sadly I am not successful enough to have anyone manage my account for me, much less a member of Pakistani intelligence
I would pay good money to see a movie which captures what these people think is true.
A sitcom about a failed white comedian who suddenly makes it big after getting propped up by Pakistani intelligence would win an Emmy every year
I will say that having the head of Pakistani Intelligence tweet that rumors of my being an agent were false...did not help matters
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