2013-2014: There is a ton of black money lying in Swiss Banks belonging to all these Chors. If you bring me to power, I will put all the Chors in jail and the money can be distributed at the rate of 15,00,000 per person to the country's poor.
2014: Election Rallies. I will not allow the country to be sold. I will be your Chowkidar and protect the country. I have a great connect with Railways, I will never allow it to be privatized.
2016: I am demonetizing 500/1000 Rupees notes as these contribute to black money.
This will bring a new India as all corruption will end and black money will be trapped.
2017: I am bringing one nation one tax, GST. This will revolutionize trade and remove barriers in inter state movement of goods.
2019: The figures being given out for Joblessness at 45 year high are all wrong. Elect me once again and we will have a 5 Trillion Dollar economy.
2020: 20 Soldiers killed in Galwan, yet PM says no one has entered India, not an inch of land taken, nobody has taken over important outposts. (And his Foreign Secretary says situation in Ladakh unprecedented worse than 1962.)
All lies. But the mood of the nation poll done by a Godi Media News Channel and Publishing House still shows that if Elections are held today, Modi will get more seats than he got in the 2019 elections.
Siya Var Ram Chandar Ki Jai. Pawan Sut Hanuman Ki Jai.
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