Thread by @beyond_process

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

I hope you all are invested in whiskey distilleries. From the sounds of people #onhere they are going to be rolling in some dough over tonight.

#Debates2020

Trump just gets to talk whenever?

I'm starting to think any of the top five Democrats in the primary would be able to do well in this general.

Chris Wallace should have a mic kill switch.

I will say Trump and the right wing bots online are on exactly the same talking points.

They are straight from Fox News.

This should scare the piss out of you.

#debate

Trump does sound unhinged.

I can not remember one policy details discussed so far.

The only thing I remember is that Trump is belligerent.

I do think that masks and covid protection are good issues, but online, you will get a lot of pushback, because the people backing it are largely anti-vaxxers who are used to being obnoxious despite any amount of pushback.

#Debate2020 #debate #debates

Honestly, we should all just drink as much as we can as fast as possible right now.

#debates

Trump's regional talking points are piped in directly from the ALEC and DeVos networks. That makes sense and it explains why Betsy DeVos doesn't get shitcanned ever.

#Debate2020

Can we get a wellness check on everybody who's watching the #debate in a state where weed is not legal?

Chris Wallace just pretty much kicked Trump in the junk by saying Obama was better at making jobs than him.

Here's the deal, the next debate, everyone in America gets two clickers. As soon as a majority click s the Trump clicker, he cannot talk anymore. The same for the Biden clicker.

If Chris Wallace is the moderator again, we'll need three clickers.

#Debates2020 #debates

Biden needs to say he doesn't need to make Trump shut up in order to show he can run the country.

He also needs to say that Trump needs to be able to show he can shut up if he wants to demonstrate he's capable of running the country.

Trump can keep Oakland's name out of his mouth, and the #KHive is already giving us reasons why. I don't even have to look.

I'm going to throw up.

Enough with the suburbs already.

I knew it, I should have watched Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom again instead of this.

Holy crap, he's asking about climate change! Legit surprised

Trump is literally saying he wants more cars on the roads. Think about that the next time you're stuck in traffic.

#Debate2020 #debates #2020debate #2020PresidentialDebate

Some people who are watching this aren't drinking. Somehow.

I heard that if all three debates are this terrible, a portal to Outworld will open and Shao Kahn will take over Earthrealm.

Trump say bad things happen in Philadelphia.

He didn't immediately break into the Fresh Prince theme song. This means he loses the debate. But it doesn't matter, because this is the worst debate.

You can say what you want about how bad this debate is, but at least we know for certain we are in the worst possible timeline.

Rahm Emanuel looks like he's about to tear out Chris Christie's spleen.

My key takeaway for Biden is that he needs to know that he does not have to shut Trump up in order to demonstrate he can lead better than Trump. He needs to show Trump can't lead the country if he's unable to shut himself up.

#Debates2020 #2020PresidentialDebate #debate

I will shut up, man.

Good night to everybody except for Trump supporters.