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used to work at @TPostMillennial https://t.co/BF7MOhRIBA https://t.co/qzu1mWqrNe NEWs and politics. FIND ME A JOB. Also, go to church on Sunday.

Apr 17, 2021, 48 tweets

Weekend

Phew it ain’t just me

BRONY SHOOTER

BIE-DEN Border Crisis

"Kate Middleton, ‘family peacemaker,’ calms William and Harry’s rupture" nypost.com/2021/04/17/kat…

Dang WHYTE PEEPO

No

"Oregon newspaper deletes tweet identifying police shooting victim as a white person after online uproar" theblaze.com/news/oregonian…

"VIDEO: Man With AK-47 Opens Fire on Georgia Deputies" breitbart.com/politics/2021/…

California Democrats weigh their recall options thehill.com/homenews/state…

Awful!

Even worse !

Soon then

This feels like deja vu

WHITE SUPREMACY strikes again because Waffle House makes food tasty enough to fight over

🇺🇸

"Babylon Bee CEO Talks Importance Of Satire, ‘Misinformation’ Smears, And Big Tech Censorship" dailywire.com/news/babylon-b…

Trump's latest tweet

"EMS: 3 adults fatally shot in Austin, no suspect in custody" apnews.com/article/shooti…

"Heavy police presence near Arboretum in Northwest Austin. EMS tells us 3 are dead in this “active attack/shooting.” Police are still searching for the suspect. Traffic closed in 183/360 area. Shooting scene happened at an apartment complex just blocks down Great Hills" (hinklej)

"'Cheese is racist' storm as hundreds back ban on dairy foods in school" express.co.uk/news/uk/142291…

"Just drove by the arboretum Starbucks in #Austin something is going on, KXAN is saying active shooter." -- via twitter.com/mechanikalk/

life is not fair, sorry

IN A SOCIETY, WE LIVE

She's right you know

This picture wouldn't be allowed to exist if you replaced Trump with Obama, btw.

👀👀👀🇨🇦👀👀👀

Maxine Waters why u do this

JUICE JUICE JUICE

"Person pursued by police jumps out of moving car, appears to point a gun at another car on Highway 13 at I-35W in Burnsville. Runs into grass median and goes down. Working on details. Hwy 13 closed both directions" -- via twitter.com/ChrisHrapsky/

Did you know? @JonTronShow is a prophet

Things being bad aren't new

They always have been

they always have been

king

THROWBACK to when Robert Downey Jr's dog got some PUSS

ALWAYS SNITCHES

Twitter before Cancel Culture (2017)

BACK TO REALITY

MNDY

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