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Phew it ain’t just me Image
BRONY SHOOTER Image
BIE-DEN Border Crisis Image
"Kate Middleton, ‘family peacemaker,’ calms William and Harry’s rupture" nypost.com/2021/04/17/kat…
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"Oregon newspaper deletes tweet identifying police shooting victim as a white person after online uproar" theblaze.com/news/oregonian…
"VIDEO: Man With AK-47 Opens Fire on Georgia Deputies" breitbart.com/politics/2021/…
California Democrats weigh their recall options thehill.com/homenews/state…
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WHITE SUPREMACY strikes again because Waffle House makes food tasty enough to fight over
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"Babylon Bee CEO Talks Importance Of Satire, ‘Misinformation’ Smears, And Big Tech Censorship" dailywire.com/news/babylon-b…
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"EMS: 3 adults fatally shot in Austin, no suspect in custody" apnews.com/article/shooti…
"Heavy police presence near Arboretum in Northwest Austin. EMS tells us 3 are dead in this “active attack/shooting.” Police are still searching for the suspect. Traffic closed in 183/360 area. Shooting scene happened at an apartment complex just blocks down Great Hills" (hinklej)
"'Cheese is racist' storm as hundreds back ban on dairy foods in school" express.co.uk/news/uk/142291…
"Just drove by the arboretum Starbucks in #Austin something is going on, KXAN is saying active shooter." -- via twitter.com/mechanikalk/
life is not fair, sorry Image
IN A SOCIETY, WE LIVE Image
She's right you know Image
This picture wouldn't be allowed to exist if you replaced Trump with Obama, btw. Image
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Maxine Waters why u do this Image
"Person pursued by police jumps out of moving car, appears to point a gun at another car on Highway 13 at I-35W in Burnsville. Runs into grass median and goes down. Working on details. Hwy 13 closed both directions" -- via twitter.com/ChrisHrapsky/
Did you know? @JonTronShow is a prophet Image
Things being bad aren't new

They always have been Image
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THROWBACK to when Robert Downey Jr's dog got some PUSS ImageImage
ALWAYS SNITCHES Image
Twitter before Cancel Culture (2017) Image
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