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@threadreaderapp @KCStar .@clairecmc @GovJayNixon 🙏🏼 #MoAG ⚖️ @richfinneran 🗳️ #mosen 🇺🇸 @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems 🗽 @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner 👎🏻 @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent 🔎🙇🏼

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent Candidates to mock there were plenty;
my enjoyment peaked on 4/20.
Would each cretin jockey?
Their future seemed rocky
a horror show to cognoscenti.
This odd cast better to distinguish
I’ll today jot down some more English.
@eyokley

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent @eyokley #RockyHorror’s late-night picture show
is the film I’d recommend you go
see to differentiate
each #mosen candidate
from the GOP, though they all blow.
If you cannot tell each one apart,
just “tune in” and watch Rocky;
take heart! ❤️

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent @eyokley It was great when it all had begun!
Vicky Hartzler decided to run
civil rights to restrict from
Columbia’s District;
transphobia made it more fun.
Yet Vicky remains a dead ringer
for Columbia … her doppelgänger!

#mosen @JamesArkin

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent @eyokley @JamesArkin Ann Wagner’s odd hairdos had lent a
resemblance to that gal Magenta.
Columbia was her friend,
but a dispute would end
their acquaintance.
This rivalry sent a
divisive, enduring big chill —
#ShowMe cat fights on Capitol Hill!

#mosen

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent @eyokley @JamesArkin Since Magenta’s big brother Riff Raff
mirrors AG Schmitt, I had to laugh.
Eric’s prized tuning fork
wields The Power of Bork!
Each failed amicus brief: Eric’s gaffe.
Eric’s eager on Newsmax to blare;
his arguments voters can’t bear.

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent @eyokley @JamesArkin Jason Smith is a bit of an oaf, much like Eddie: portrayed by Meat Loaf. Eddie’s presence was missed at the banquet; more grist for the mill. Smith’s a low-watt Inhofe. Although Jason sits on Ways and Means, he knows little save for maize and beans. #mosen

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent @eyokley @JamesArkin Billy Long’s no Criminologist, and his
Senate campaign won’t be missed.
He foresaw a strange journey:
Ed left on a gurney;
Columbia was duly pissed. Long’s
promotion? We’ve no need to fear
that the Senate gains an auctioneer.
#mosen

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent @eyokley @JamesArkin As cretins for promotions jockey,
there’s one who’s especially cocky.
Let the Democrats win
off Greitens’ g👀fy grin!
In this entourage Eric’s Rocky.
An ex-governor-cum-Frankenstein
is the candidate most asinine.
#mosen #RockyHorror

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent @eyokley @JamesArkin So much for my brief dissertation
on #Missouri’s sad situation
as a neurotic men’s club
seen through Rocky’s lens,
by limerick’s approximation.
Are these campaigns for real,
or a stunt? Many characters
would succeed Blunt! #mosen 👀

@KCStar @clairecmc @GovJayNixon @richfinneran @ScottSifton @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @TShepard4MO @SenateDems @EricGreitens @VickyH4Congress @auctnr1 @Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @AnnLWagner @J_Hancock @RudiKellerMI @Tessa_Weinberg @MO_Independent @eyokley @JamesArkin .@threadreaderapp unroll 🙏🏼