Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 Profile picture
Belligerent old lefty who shouts at Tories (both colours) on the radio. Retired teacher, half-hearted gardener, domestic slacker, writer of doggerel.

Apr 25, 2021, 6 tweets

A short thread on the #FordeReport.

Where is it Keith?

It’s in the attic.

Where is it Kieth?

It’s in that Greggs over there.

Where is it Keef?

See the bloke in the bucket hat, he had it last.

Where is it Keeth?

Mandelson threw it off a yacht.

Where is it Kief?

I definitely didn’t hide it in a bush.

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