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used to work at @TPostMillennial https://t.co/BF7MOhRIBA https://t.co/qzu1mWqrNe NEWs and politics. FIND ME A JOB. Also, go to church on Sunday.

Jun 1, 2021, 31 tweets

TUESDA

it's not like we're doing Pride Month every month at this point but WHATEVS

kek

> 1999
OVER HALF OF ELLIE KEMPER'S LIFETIME AGO?

WHEN SHE WAS 19?

AND NOW SHE'S FORTY FREAKING ONNNNNNNNE

Ok. If “it” happens again, I understand if you all just say “FUCK IT” and society collapses

Hope i can see the new Spooder-Man movie before the world ends though

good!

Wow.
1.) Look at what that tweet re: the Ellie Kemper situation says.
2.) Look at Twitter's summary of the story in the trending tab.
3.) Ask yourselves if there's enough room for Kemper to sue Twitter for slander.

NEWS: Ok Season 4 of Community ended up being real nice for the Troy + Britta romantic subplot

... ;__;

NEWS: Who left all these onions next to my computer?

> Harris leading efforts of something

So nothing will get done and she'll be afraid of even bringing it up

OOOOOOOOOOO

"Google's Global Lead in Diversity called Israelis 'Jewish extremists' hungry for violence" thepostmillennial.com/googles-global…

they're really billing it as a 50 50 partnership

When it was Trump in office we never heard about Pence

ever

👀

> more cyberattacks

This is now a pattern that you, general public person, should take serious notice about. reuters.com/world/us/some-…

"Higher Inflation Has Arrived, But Economy Unlikely To Reach 1970s Levels, Report Says" dailycaller.com/2021/06/01/dep…

"I tell Kamala to take care of all the hard stuff"

boop

im still better than Washington Post though

:^)

to long to read the 3000 plus page Fauci email dump so im stealing random finds posted by other people

this BuzzFeed guy is the one you should be thanking.

YEAH guys I think our leadership lied to us about some things

maybe we ought to get rid of him. That Fauci guy needs to be discredited for good

🤡

Anyway by season 5 Community has an obvious story formula that might get stale for some but there's still FUN and character development and all that awesome sauce

yeah the Fauci scandal gonna get serious

don't know what that even means

anyway the hashtag is #FauciEmails apparently

... starting when i wake up

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