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it's not like we're doing Pride Month every month at this point but WHATEVS
kek
> 1999
OVER HALF OF ELLIE KEMPER'S LIFETIME AGO?

WHEN SHE WAS 19?

AND NOW SHE'S FORTY FREAKING ONNNNNNNNE
Ok. If “it” happens again, I understand if you all just say “FUCK IT” and society collapses
Hope i can see the new Spooder-Man movie before the world ends though
good!
Wow.
1.) Look at what that tweet re: the Ellie Kemper situation says.
2.) Look at Twitter's summary of the story in the trending tab.
3.) Ask yourselves if there's enough room for Kemper to sue Twitter for slander.
NEWS: Ok Season 4 of Community ended up being real nice for the Troy + Britta romantic subplot

... ;__;

NEWS: Who left all these onions next to my computer?
> Harris leading efforts of something

So nothing will get done and she'll be afraid of even bringing it up
"Google's Global Lead in Diversity called Israelis 'Jewish extremists' hungry for violence" thepostmillennial.com/googles-global…
they're really billing it as a 50 50 partnership

When it was Trump in office we never heard about Pence

ever
👀
> more cyberattacks

This is now a pattern that you, general public person, should take serious notice about. reuters.com/world/us/some-…
"Higher Inflation Has Arrived, But Economy Unlikely To Reach 1970s Levels, Report Says" dailycaller.com/2021/06/01/dep…
"I tell Kamala to take care of all the hard stuff"
boop
im still better than Washington Post though

:^)
to long to read the 3000 plus page Fauci email dump so im stealing random finds posted by other people
this BuzzFeed guy is the one you should be thanking.
YEAH guys I think our leadership lied to us about some things
maybe we ought to get rid of him. That Fauci guy needs to be discredited for good
🤡
Anyway by season 5 Community has an obvious story formula that might get stale for some but there's still FUN and character development and all that awesome sauce
yeah the Fauci scandal gonna get serious
don't know what that even means
anyway the hashtag is #FauciEmails apparently

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