The MD guide to the 50 finest "Bloody hell it's...." Dad quips of our youth. In order.
Number 50
"Bloody hell it's....
Roger Whittaker" *whistling*
Number 49
"Bloody hell it's....
Max Wall" *wearing tight black trousers*
Number 48
"Bloody hell it's....
Geoff Capes" *twisting the lid off a stuck jam jar*
Number 47
"Bloody hell it's....
Alan Whicker" *returning from a holiday abroad*
Number 46
"Bloody hell it's....
Lord Lucan" *after missing a single pub session*
Number 45
"Bloody hell it's....
Harvey Smith" *riding on a Blackpool donkey*
Number 44
"Bloody hell it's....
Red Rum" *new teeth*
Number 43
"Bloody hell it's....
Pan's People" *dancing to the radio*
Number 42
"Bloody hell it's....
Imelda Marcos" *new shoes*
Number 41
"Bloody hell it's....
The Queen of Sheba" *asking for non supermarket branded shampoo*
Number 40
"Bloody hell it's....
Val Doonican" *sat in a rocking chair*
Number 39
"Bloody hell it's....
Viv Nicholson" *spending your birthday money all at once*
Number 38
"Bloody hell it's....
Dickie Davies" *growing a bum fluff tache*
Number 37
"Bloody hell it's....
Pickfords" *moving a chair*
Number 36
"Bloody hell it's....
Bamber Gascoigne" *asking too many questions*
Number 35
"Bloody hell it's....
Citizen Smith" *expressing left-wing views*
Number 34
"Bloody hell it's....
Dick Turpin" *corner shop owner*
Number 33
"Bloody hell it's....
Pepe Le Pew" *kicking up a smell*
Number 32
"Bloody hell it's....
Fanny Cradock/The Galloping Gourmet" *opening a tin of soup/making cheese on toast*
Number 31
"Bloody hell it's....
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen" *having an opinion on soft furnishings*
Number 30
"Bloody hell it's....
Arthur C. Clarke" *acting mysteriously*
Number 29
"Bloody hell it's....
Dave Allen" *sitting on a high stool*
Number 28
"Bloody hell it's....
Noel Coward" *wearing a dressing gown*
Number 27
"Bloody hell it's....
Eddy Merckx" *riding a bike*
Number 26
"Bloody hell it's....
Columbo" *wearing a raincoat*
Number 25
"Bloody hell it's....
Mary Quant *new outfit*
Number 24
"Bloody hell it's....
Sid Snot *any type of punk attire*
Number 23
"Bloody hell it's....
Hopalong Cassidy *unfortunate gait*
Number 22
"Bloody hell it's....
Jason King *shirt unbuttoned*
Number 21
"Bloody hell it's....
Robin Askwith *cleaning a window*
Number 20
"Bloody hell it's....
Kip Keino" *running for the bus*
Number 19
"Bloody hell it's....
Stirling Moss" *driving above 30 mph*
Number 18
"Bloody hell it's....
Oliver Reed" *holding a pint*
Number 17
"Bloody hell it's....
Percy Thrower" *holding a vegetable*
Number 16
"Bloody hell it's....
Torvill & Dean" *slipping on the kitchen lino*
Number 15
"Bloody hell it's....
Hugh Hefner" *wearing nylon pyjamas*
Number 14
"Bloody hell it's....
Evel Knievel" *pulling a wheelie on your bike*
Number 13
"Bloody hell it's....
David Bailey" *spending more than 3 secs taking a photograph*
Number 12
"Bloody hell it's....
Joe Bugner" *black eye*
Number 11
"Bloody hell it's....
Lord Snooty/Little Lord Fauntleroy" *overheard talking posh on the phone*
Number 10
"Bloody hell it's....
The Milk Tray Man" *wearing a black polo neck*
Number 9
"Bloody hell it's....
Ermintrude" *chewing gum loudly
Number 8
"Bloody hell it's....
Bob Marley" *lighting a joss stick*
Number 7
"Bloody hell it's....
Vidal Sassoon" *new hairdo*
Number 6
"Bloody hell it's....
Sherpa Tenzing" *carrying something upstairs*
Number 5
"Bloody hell it's....
Kevin Keegan" *no, not football - falling off your bike*
Number 4
"Bloody hell it's....
The Milky Bar Kid" *new glasses*
Number 3
"Bloody hell it's....
Zola Budd" *outside with no shoes on*
Number 2
"Bloody hell it's....
Liberace" *a single piece of jewelry*
The MD guide to the 50 finest "Bloody hell it's...." Dad quips of our youth. In order.
****Number 1****
Bloody hell it's....
Precious Mckenzie" *caught walking around in your underpants* ®️ @daysofspeed
Cheers all x
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