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The MD guide to the 50 finest "Bloody hell it's...." Dad quips of our youth. In order.

Number 50

"Bloody hell it's....

Roger Whittaker" *whistling*

Number 49

"Bloody hell it's....

Max Wall" *wearing tight black trousers*

Number 48

"Bloody hell it's....

Geoff Capes" *twisting the lid off a stuck jam jar*

Number 47

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Alan Whicker" *returning from a holiday abroad*

Number 46

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Lord Lucan" *after missing a single pub session*

Number 45

"Bloody hell it's....

Harvey Smith" *riding on a Blackpool donkey*

Number 44

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Red Rum" *new teeth*

Number 43

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Pan's People" *dancing to the radio*

Number 42

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Imelda Marcos" *new shoes*

Number 41

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The Queen of Sheba" *asking for non supermarket branded shampoo*

Number 40

"Bloody hell it's....

Val Doonican" *sat in a rocking chair*

Number 39

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Viv Nicholson" *spending your birthday money all at once*

Number 38

"Bloody hell it's....

Dickie Davies" *growing a bum fluff tache*

Number 37

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Pickfords" *moving a chair*

Number 36

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Bamber Gascoigne" *asking too many questions*

Number 35

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Citizen Smith" *expressing left-wing views*

Number 34

"Bloody hell it's....

Dick Turpin" *corner shop owner*

Number 33

"Bloody hell it's....

Pepe Le Pew" *kicking up a smell*

Number 32

"Bloody hell it's....

Fanny Cradock/The Galloping Gourmet" *opening a tin of soup/making cheese on toast*

Number 31

"Bloody hell it's....

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen" *having an opinion on soft furnishings*

Number 30

"Bloody hell it's....
Arthur C. Clarke" *acting mysteriously*

Number 29

"Bloody hell it's....

Dave Allen" *sitting on a high stool*

Number 28

"Bloody hell it's....

Noel Coward" *wearing a dressing gown*

Number 27

"Bloody hell it's....

Eddy Merckx" *riding a bike*

Number 26

"Bloody hell it's....

Columbo" *wearing a raincoat*

Number 25

"Bloody hell it's....

Mary Quant *new outfit*

Number 24

"Bloody hell it's....

Sid Snot *any type of punk attire*

Number 23

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Hopalong Cassidy *unfortunate gait*

Number 22

"Bloody hell it's....

Jason King *shirt unbuttoned*

Number 21

"Bloody hell it's....

Robin Askwith *cleaning a window*

Number 20

"Bloody hell it's....
Kip Keino" *running for the bus*

Number 19

"Bloody hell it's....

Stirling Moss" *driving above 30 mph*

Number 18

"Bloody hell it's....

Oliver Reed" *holding a pint*

Number 17

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Percy Thrower" *holding a vegetable*

Number 16

"Bloody hell it's....

Torvill & Dean" *slipping on the kitchen lino*

Number 15

"Bloody hell it's....

Hugh Hefner" *wearing nylon pyjamas*

Number 14

"Bloody hell it's....

Evel Knievel" *pulling a wheelie on your bike*

Number 13

"Bloody hell it's....

David Bailey" *spending more than 3 secs taking a photograph*

Number 12

"Bloody hell it's....

Joe Bugner" *black eye*

Number 11

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Lord Snooty/Little Lord Fauntleroy" *overheard talking posh on the phone*

Number 10

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The Milk Tray Man" *wearing a black polo neck*

Number 9

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Ermintrude" *chewing gum loudly

Number 8

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Bob Marley" *lighting a joss stick*

Number 7

"Bloody hell it's....

Vidal Sassoon" *new hairdo*

Number 6

"Bloody hell it's....

Sherpa Tenzing" *carrying something upstairs*

Number 5

"Bloody hell it's....

Kevin Keegan" *no, not football - falling off your bike*

Number 4

"Bloody hell it's....

The Milky Bar Kid" *new glasses*

Number 3

"Bloody hell it's....

Zola Budd" *outside with no shoes on*

Number 2

"Bloody hell it's....

Liberace" *a single piece of jewelry*

The MD guide to the 50 finest "Bloody hell it's...." Dad quips of our youth. In order.

****Number 1****

Bloody hell it's....

Precious Mckenzie" *caught walking around in your underpants* ®️ @daysofspeed

Cheers all x