namgiseok au where namjoon and yoongi are both in unrequited love with their roommate and find ways to commiserate about it
this is an old prompt that was commissioned by @/chazatello to be expanded into a mini au!! i’ll be posting the first half today and the rest tmrw pls enjoyyyyy
1- namgi r trying their best (they r doing a bad job)
2- no matter what universe i choose to believe namgi’s friends are in near constant pain
3- i wonder how many real life hobi cults exist it’s gotta be in the dozens i imagine
4- no one:
me in every au: and there was a TEDDY BEAR on his SWEATER
5- hey has anyone ever seen this great pic of my best friend with a teddy bear on his sweater i don’t think ive ever tweeted about it before let me show u shhhh just look at it there it is wow r u looking do u see
6- this was not my reaction to the teddy bear sweater btw this is fiction i do not write from experience this is fake and i don’t know these feelings
7- “why would he do this to us” is actually what i say out loud every time i must perceive hs
8- this is actually super therapeutic to write i feel like i can rly just unload a lot of hs feelings onto namgi and they accept it with open arms
9- not to get off track here but i think that the way hobi delicately eats things with his hands is a lovely thing that should be spoken about more often by everyone mandatorily on a daily basis at all times
10- someone include hs in on the heart to hearts he has a huge heart he’d have so much to contribute :(
11- it is doctor recommended to not operate staircases when interacting with a hobi
12- maybe u guys should watch a movie where 3 roommates kiss idk that could be cool
13- oh to receive an emoji filled text from hs and live to tell the tale
14- i think that was handled super smoothly actually
15- a mess all around!
16- sorry it took me 16 posts to have a jk cameo i promise to never do that again for as long as i shall live
17- jinx we’re simping over hobi u owe me a soda
18- if anyone is interested in dating someone who cries when watching sporting events but does not care a lick about sports i am single fyi
19- i’m not gonna say he’s pathetic bc i love him deeply but yg ur not doin so hot r ya
20- side note but doesnt that ice americano just look like.. especially wet. like i feel like i can see nj’s reflection in it it’s riveting
21- the side taejin in this is just a lil birthday week treat for me
22- god i just never use emojis when i text but if i see a single one from a fictional hobi i myself have created i just melt into a fuckin puddle what’s up w that
23- this has nothing to do w this scene but remember when hs was like ya we should get dinner some time!! and yg thought he meant immediately and was like yes Absolutely pls. i just thought ab it and almost dropped my phone
24- and here we can see yg crumbling under the sheer weight of knowing hobi has a crafting chest
25- yg has chosen to take himself out of this very tense and heated situation of friendship bracelet crafting everyone pls respect that decision
26- jk just doing his best to support his coward hyung
27- this tweet is dedicated to every time hobi has sang or made sound effects as he’s done a task, may his sounds continue to haunt our minds until the end of time
28- oh he’s barely hanging on by a thread
29- someone help him i’m begging
30- i think that hobi hands . cool
31- oh no he >:(
32- guys stop being mean maybe hobi wants to suck on wounds too
33- has anyone thought to stop to ask hs how he feels about kissing!!!! come on ppl!!!!!
34- it’s fine we don’t have to be the best roomies ever it’s rly fine</3
35- sometimes when i’m writing scenes with a lot of obliviousness i realize i am just a simple little morosexual
36- do Not call yg a kitty he will never let it go he’ll never forget he’ll bind himself to u for life
37- i may be a morosexual but hs is my patron saint
38- look at this very powerful and sexy guiding force of a roomie
39- the best namgi couple counseling coach there is
40- yg least suave person to ever exist bless his goofy soul
41- just 3 hotties sitting in the same apartment with nowhere to be..
42- supportive friends <3
43- prayers for tae
the end!!!! thank u for joining me for my first namgiseok!!!! here’s my master thread may u find many more dumb stories within its depths 💕💕
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