Thread by @taehyikes

namgiseok au where namjoon and yoongi are both in unrequited love with their roommate and find ways to commiserate about it

this is an old prompt that was commissioned by @/chazatello to be expanded into a mini au!! i’ll be posting the first half today and the rest tmrw pls enjoyyyyy

1- namgi r trying their best (they r doing a bad job)

2- no matter what universe i choose to believe namgi’s friends are in near constant pain

3- i wonder how many real life hobi cults exist it’s gotta be in the dozens i imagine

4- no one:
me in every au: and there was a TEDDY BEAR on his SWEATER

5- hey has anyone ever seen this great pic of my best friend with a teddy bear on his sweater i don’t think ive ever tweeted about it before let me show u shhhh just look at it there it is wow r u looking do u see

6- this was not my reaction to the teddy bear sweater btw this is fiction i do not write from experience this is fake and i don’t know these feelings

7- “why would he do this to us” is actually what i say out loud every time i must perceive hs

8- this is actually super therapeutic to write i feel like i can rly just unload a lot of hs feelings onto namgi and they accept it with open arms

9- not to get off track here but i think that the way hobi delicately eats things with his hands is a lovely thing that should be spoken about more often by everyone mandatorily on a daily basis at all times

10- someone include hs in on the heart to hearts he has a huge heart he’d have so much to contribute :(

11- it is doctor recommended to not operate staircases when interacting with a hobi

12- maybe u guys should watch a movie where 3 roommates kiss idk that could be cool

13- oh to receive an emoji filled text from hs and live to tell the tale

14- i think that was handled super smoothly actually

15- a mess all around!

16- sorry it took me 16 posts to have a jk cameo i promise to never do that again for as long as i shall live

17- jinx we’re simping over hobi u owe me a soda

18- if anyone is interested in dating someone who cries when watching sporting events but does not care a lick about sports i am single fyi

19- i’m not gonna say he’s pathetic bc i love him deeply but yg ur not doin so hot r ya

20- side note but doesnt that ice americano just look like.. especially wet. like i feel like i can see nj’s reflection in it it’s riveting

21- the side taejin in this is just a lil birthday week treat for me

22- god i just never use emojis when i text but if i see a single one from a fictional hobi i myself have created i just melt into a fuckin puddle what’s up w that

23- this has nothing to do w this scene but remember when hs was like ya we should get dinner some time!! and yg thought he meant immediately and was like yes Absolutely pls. i just thought ab it and almost dropped my phone

24- and here we can see yg crumbling under the sheer weight of knowing hobi has a crafting chest

25- yg has chosen to take himself out of this very tense and heated situation of friendship bracelet crafting everyone pls respect that decision

26- jk just doing his best to support his coward hyung

27- this tweet is dedicated to every time hobi has sang or made sound effects as he’s done a task, may his sounds continue to haunt our minds until the end of time

28- oh he’s barely hanging on by a thread

29- someone help him i’m begging

30- i think that hobi hands . cool

31- oh no he >:(

32- guys stop being mean maybe hobi wants to suck on wounds too

33- has anyone thought to stop to ask hs how he feels about kissing!!!! come on ppl!!!!!

34- it’s fine we don’t have to be the best roomies ever it’s rly fine</3

35- sometimes when i’m writing scenes with a lot of obliviousness i realize i am just a simple little morosexual

36- do Not call yg a kitty he will never let it go he’ll never forget he’ll bind himself to u for life

37- i may be a morosexual but hs is my patron saint

38- look at this very powerful and sexy guiding force of a roomie

39- the best namgi couple counseling coach there is

40- yg least suave person to ever exist bless his goofy soul

41- just 3 hotties sitting in the same apartment with nowhere to be..

42- supportive friends <3

43- prayers for tae

the end!!!! thank u for joining me for my first namgiseok!!!! here’s my master thread may u find many more dumb stories within its depths 💕💕

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