A satire!
Written on the basis of a dream which I have seen yesterday. In this long run dream, I visualised, the pious souls are revealing their pain, all those traveled recently, from various counties to heaven due to #coronavirus.
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Chinese:
"What the hell is this? No rats🐁, no bats 🦇, no cockroaches? How could I survive here? 如何 ?"
Suddenly two stalwart guys came & said "This is Elysium! You're wrongly placed here by mistake and hence you are being shifted to right place, where you should be."
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Italian:
"Feeling 'il rimorso'! Being a doctor, I tried a lot, all day and night to save as many lives with 'cure mediche' and to make them convalescent. But, this deadly corona did not let me succeeded fully since it preyed me also. I am much remorseful for this."
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American:
"When I left my body, I wasn't much bothered about the mazuma, which I left after because I didn't save much. Neither I had deep pockets. I never tightened my belt in the life. I was believing in carpe diem. Albeit, I lost my fam. I'm gonna miss 'em all, yeah!"
Contd.
Britisher:
"I am not much worried for the loss of life. But, I remember now and so having compunction that in the last sennight, I bought a bottle of 'Nebuchadnezzar wine' and a pack of cigars; both of them I could not enjoy. C'est la vie!"
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Indian:
"When I saw my corona report positive, it was not much bothering because I already had surrendered my #GST number; I was insouciant. But, when I was admitted to hospital, new income tax portal was launched, that wasn't user-friendly, abso-bloody-lutely."
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"On the day I was given O2, it was promised by service provider that portal would be stabilized in a week. When I was on ventilator, a committee was formed to resolve the glitches. And when I was breathing last, I heard that it's too tough to set the profile by 100%."
Contd.
"Finally, after giving fight to corona for 1.5 month, I lost my life and also the hope to see the new income tax portal working efficaciously as the old portal did."
"Uff, that cat 😺 in the doodle;
the new portal is a flapdoodle!"
🙏 #newincometaxportal 🙏
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