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Aug 3, 2021, 97 tweets

NEW DAY

STOP

"Germany says wife of man believed to be double agent also helped spy for China" washingtonpost.com/world/2021/08/…

BLIZZARD PRESIDENT STEPPING DOWN vice.com/en/article/bvz…

No. Blame President Biden. Blame the Congress who LEFT to go on vacation instead of seeing this through in time.

Beware the wickedness of Vox dot com.

"NYC to mandate proof of vaccination for many indoor settings" nypost.com/2021/08/03/nyc…

yeah

"Tencent vows fresh gaming curbs after 'spiritual opium' attack zaps $60 billion" reuters.com/technology/ten…

Absolute Mad Lads - The Man Who Trolled Psychiatry, Gert Postel

we're entering MORE into "mainstream erosion" territory

this comes as PIERS MORGAN is getting demonetized by Google Ads dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9…

"How American Law Lets Feds Spy On WhatsApp Without Needing To Say Why" forbes.com/sites/thomasbr…

INVESTIGATION CONFIRMS

"N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo sexually harassed multiple women, investigation finds" washingtontimes.com/news/2021/aug/…

"Cuomo Live Updates: New York Governor Sexually Harassed Women, Report Finds" nytimes.com/live/2021/08/0…

THE CUOMO COMEUPPANCE
"the governor and his senior team took actions to relate against at least one former employee for coming forward."

MORE CUOMO STUFF

HE SEXUALLY HARASSED STATE TROOPERS

FULL STORY IS 168 PAGES LONG

"REPORT OF INVESTIGATION INTO ALLEGATIONS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT BY GOVERNOR ANDREW M. CUOMO " ag.ny.gov/sites/default/…

JUST READ THE TABLE OF CONTENTS IF YOU'RE LAZY

CNN PERSON openly questions Cuomo's ability to stay in office going forward

PAGE 23 "intentional touching and grabbing of private parts, including the butt and the breast." ag.ny.gov/sites/default/…

PAGE 43 "The center of the Governor’s hand was on Trooper #1’s belly button, and he pushed his hand back to her right hip where she kept her gun."

Page 50: "On October 14, 2019, the Governor asked Ms. Bennett to do pushups in front of him, and she did approximately 20 pushups in his office"

SEEMS NORMAL
PERFECTLY NORMAL

UNTIL WE REMEMBER THE CONTEXT OF IT BEING DIRTY GOVERNOR CUOMO

page 59 "Regarding Ms. Bennett’s allegation that the Governor told her to get a tattoo on her butt, the Governor stated that he did not use the word “butt,” but that he did tell her to get the tattoo somewhere that people could not see it."

PAGE 85: "Ms. Liss testified that the Executive Chamber was an environment with “a lot [of] cursing and screaming.” During her tenure, the Governor subjected her to unwelcome and non-consensual kissing, touching, and comments."

PAGE 97: "the Governor “took his hand and double tapped the area where [State Entity Employee #1’s] butt and [her] thigh meet,” and then moved his fingers upward to “kind of grab that area between [her] butt and [her] thigh.”

Ok serious time.

Page 160 of the PDF
> Boylan comes out about Cuomo sexual harassment
> Cuomo's people send CONFIDENTIAL FILES to REPORTERS

Governor Cuomo staff in the executive chamber were using the PRESS MEDIA to retaliate against a former aide who spoke publicly.

BAD LOOK!

IRONY ALERT

GET YOUR "DID NOT AGE WELL" GOV. CUOMO TWEETS WHILE YOU CAN

THIS DEAL WON'T LAST LONG

In other news: the JUMP in migrant encounters for the month of JULY?

VERY HIGHER. Noticeably higher than the slower acceleration of the months before it.

Also we broke a MILLION for 2021, so far, so the Biden administration must be doing a "FANTASTIC" (sarcasm) job.

"Tyson Foods mandates vaccines for its U.S. work force." nytimes.com/2021/08/03/bus…

OLD BUT GOLD "Reflection on Andrew Cuomo's COVID Shame" twitter.com/i/events/13626…

CHATTER

NEW YORK TIMES + CHINA
"it emerged that China Daily had failed to disclose to federal authorities millions of dollars in payments to US outlets including the Times and the Washington Post. In August 2020, the Times quietly scrubbed the China-funded advertorials from its website."

New York State Assemblymember calls for Cuomo impeachment

CHOO CHOO goes the Cuomo train

off the CLIFF

GOD, people like Jennifer Rubin were so annoying.

If NOTHING ELSE, I want Cuomo to resign to PURGE THE SMUG out of our internet ecosystem

LIVE: New York Gov. Cuomo Responds to Sexual Harassment Investigation | NBC News

HISTORIC DAY

Cuomo is now attacking the New York Times LOL

Cuomo feels like a YouTuber apology video

schadenfreude

CREDIBILITY CRISIS

NY STATE SENATORS CRINGING

THE CUOMO CAR ACCIDENT IN SLOW MOTION

> New York State Assemblymember

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Trial by newspaper or biased reviews are not the way to find the facts in this matter."

KINDA LATE

ALSO BAD RESPONSE, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES

(hope you all like my coverage of the CUOMO meltdown today! RETWEET! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! FOLLOW THE CRAB MAN!)

woooooooosh

CUOMO CAREER ON LIFE SUPPORT

"parents should wear masks at home in front of their unvaccinated kids" -- NIH director Francis Collins

RESIGNATION AVALANCHE SOON

.... o_o

"We can't trust the unvaccinated...."

NEW YORK CITY MAYOR says Andrew Cuomo must RESIGN!

New York Governor CUOMO *proven* to have taken the wordings for statements from his CNN brother

ANARCHY

Both Senators SCHUMER and GILLIBRAND re-up their Cuomo should resign stance

Khaleel M. Anderson, Member of the New York State Assembly

ELEVEN Democrat Congressional Reps for New York say "RESIGN CUOMO"

(^^thought it'd be more complicated compiling the calls from officials for Cuomo to resign)

(^^they made it easy for me)

CHRISSIE MAYR says NO to NYC moving forward if they require vaccination for entry

CRAB MAN releases public statement:

Neither will I ever participate in segregation by vaccination status.

I may be a cartoon gimmick account that talks about news. But even I have standards.

EMBARASSING

CORRECT

DEAR PEOPLE OF NEW YORK CITY: DON'T CUCK OUT

🚨🚨PROTEST🚨🚨

-- DO IT AT THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
-- DO IT AT WHEREVER THE CITY'S CENTRAL HEALTH AUTHORITY BUILDING IS

GET PISSED

THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T OWN YOUR BODY

^^ "where can people safely organize protests against vaccine mandates?"

SIGNAL or TELEGRAM.

**avoid WHATSAPP. COMPROMISED BY FEDS.

THE ELITE DON'T RULE YA

BECOME YOUR OWN KINGS AND QUEENS

People are really advocating for a segregated society.

I WAS TOLD THIS WAS A BAD THING TO ENACT

SO WHY ARE THE ESTABLISHMENT DOING THAT VERY THING NOW

DEAR NEW YORK CITY:

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE IF YOU DON'T RESIST

"Hey fam you can travel to the UK again"

> see this

"CAN I?"

NEW YORK CITY VIOLATING ARTICLE 6 OF THE UNIVERSAL DECLARATION OF BIOETHICS

CUOMO CAREER WONT SURVIVE THE SCANDAL

GEORGE BUSH hugging HURRICANE VICTIMS = Andrew Cuomo believing this is "evidence" vindicating his argument against sexual harassment claims

"Articles of impeachment drawn up against Andrew Cuomo as Republican Rep Stefanik demands his arrest" independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

> losing Pelosi

IT'S OVER CUOMO

YOUR TIME IS UP

god damn it

Biden attacking states who go their own way with mask and vaccine mandate bans

BIDEN calls on New York Governor Cuomo to resign

there it is

1.) I can respect what Cori Bush's effort was trying to do
2.) we need to see what this new action specifically is, though, as it might VIOLATE the Supreme Court's prior ruling....

INEVITABLE

UNCONSTITUTIONAL

AHHHHH WHY DO WE LISTEN TO IDIOTS

fuck it time to watch

yes prep for disappointment

me talking about internet

"WHAT'S THE WORLD LIKE THROUGH CRAB MAN'S EYES"

hyper realistic hell scape with lots of screaming

vaush IS the president of the Left and you gotta DEAL WITH IT

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