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Aug 11, 2021, 58 tweets

NEW DAY

"Rand Paul suspended one week by YouTube over COVID-19 mask claims" thehill.com/policy/technol…

"A badge of honor . . . leftwing cretins at Youtube banning me for 7 days"

Oh geez

"GAS PRICES ARE TOO HIGH"

"WHAT CAN WE THE GOVERNMENT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Where are you going, Joe? Another 'senior moment' as confused President Biden ignores Secret Service agent directions into White House and bizarrely walks onto lawn" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9…

REMINDER don't freak out at 2:20 Eastern Time

REVENGE OF THE NERDS

pssssh of course

CAN WE HAVE A TWITTER MOMENT OF SILENCE

Seven years ago we lost the wonderful Robin Williams.

Gonna watch one of his movies today to honor him.

will probably go with Insomnia (2002)

already seen it but.... fuck it ok ill watch it again

oh no

im scared but ill hit refresh

ohh

sigh

GOOD CHOICE

BAD TWEET

"UNITY"

"White House urges Afghan government to develop 'political will' to fight Taliban takeover" washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-hou…

"Hunter Biden lost ANOTHER laptop in 2018 with 'crazy f*cking sex' footage on it, confessed concern over blackmail to hooker" thepostmillennial.com/hunter-biden-k…

rest in peace Blizzard

tragic.

😔😔😔😔

Rest in peace Robbie

This one is for you

Robin Williams helped a child actress working with him STAY IN SCHOOL "Here’s the damning letter Robin Williams wrote to his Mrs Doubtfire co-star's principal after they expelled her" independent.co.uk/news/people/ne…

he gonna solve that shit just give him time

ATTA BOY

AYYOOO

FUN FACT: Casey Affleck would go on to not be total shit in other movies

this movie has some nice violence innit

anyway Matt Damon gets arrested. The emotional weight of the movie is that Matt Damon's character is an off the cuff motherfucker

but the motherfucker knows math

And they caught Matt Damon getting high off of math

and it's treated as spectacular

*bar scenes from the 1990s*

MINNIE FUCKIN' DRIVER

SOME SMART asshole

MATT DAMON SPITS FIRE

look at minnie drivers face
this shit is CHARMING

fuck i laughed out loud

Movie gets intense. real fast. No sign of Robin Williams yet.

MEET the vehicle of the movie

there we go that's our ROBIN

the movie is fuckin' cozy

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

There's our boy. There's Robin Williams.

i already miss him all over again

What Robin Williams did was add a layer of complexity.

Robin Williams knew banter.

you millennial FUCKS don't know banter

we're lost without him

It's the most perfect movie. I'm continuing this discussion tomorrow because FUCK YOU.

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