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"Rand Paul suspended one week by YouTube over COVID-19 mask claims" thehill.com/policy/technol…
"A badge of honor . . . leftwing cretins at Youtube banning me for 7 days" Image
"GAS PRICES ARE TOO HIGH"

"WHAT CAN WE THE GOVERNMENT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Image
"Where are you going, Joe? Another 'senior moment' as confused President Biden ignores Secret Service agent directions into White House and bizarrely walks onto lawn" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9…
REMINDER don't freak out at 2:20 Eastern Time Image
pssssh of course Image
CAN WE HAVE A TWITTER MOMENT OF SILENCE

Seven years ago we lost the wonderful Robin Williams.

Gonna watch one of his movies today to honor him. Image
will probably go with Insomnia (2002) Image
already seen it but.... fuck it ok ill watch it again Image
oh no ImageImage
im scared but ill hit refresh Image
ohh ImageImage
BAD TWEET Image
"UNITY" Image
"White House urges Afghan government to develop 'political will' to fight Taliban takeover" washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-hou…
"Hunter Biden lost ANOTHER laptop in 2018 with 'crazy f*cking sex' footage on it, confessed concern over blackmail to hooker" thepostmillennial.com/hunter-biden-k…
rest in peace Blizzard Image
tragic.
😔😔😔😔 Image
Rest in peace Robbie

This one is for you Image
Robin Williams helped a child actress working with him STAY IN SCHOOL "Here’s the damning letter Robin Williams wrote to his Mrs Doubtfire co-star's principal after they expelled her" independent.co.uk/news/people/ne…
he gonna solve that shit just give him time ImageImage
ATTA BOY Image
AYYOOO ImageImage
FUN FACT: Casey Affleck would go on to not be total shit in other movies Image
this movie has some nice violence innit Image
anyway Matt Damon gets arrested. The emotional weight of the movie is that Matt Damon's character is an off the cuff motherfucker Image
but the motherfucker knows math Image
And they caught Matt Damon getting high off of math ImageImage
and it's treated as spectacular ImageImage
*bar scenes from the 1990s* Image
MINNIE FUCKIN' DRIVER Image
SOME SMART asshole Image
MATT DAMON SPITS FIRE ImageImage
look at minnie drivers face
this shit is CHARMING Image
fuck i laughed out loud ImageImage
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Movie gets intense. real fast. No sign of Robin Williams yet. Image
MEET the vehicle of the movie Image
there we go that's our ROBIN Image
the movie is fuckin' cozy Image
AFTERNOON DELIGHT ImageImageImageImage
There's our boy. There's Robin Williams. Image
i already miss him all over again ImageImage
What Robin Williams did was add a layer of complexity. Image
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Robin Williams knew banter.

you millennial FUCKS don't know banter ImageImage
we're lost without him ImageImageImage
It's the most perfect movie. I'm continuing this discussion tomorrow because FUCK YOU. Image

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