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used to work at @TPostMillennial https://t.co/BF7MOhRIBA https://t.co/qzu1mWqrNe NEWs and politics. FIND ME A JOB. Also, go to church on Sunday.

Oct 23, 2021, 36 tweets

WEEKEND

"Will Alec Baldwin face charges? Legal experts say massive civil suit is a virtual certainty, but that any criminal prosecution would likely focus on whoever prepared prop gun" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

REMINDER: BIDEN WONT STOP THEM =/

> they thought it came from 8chan

The disconnect from the White House speaks volumes

People are laughing at Alec Baldwin's part in an otherwise tragic incident because he's a smug, self-righteous weirdo

this is CNN trying to call for help but it can't scream

I bet certain people want it censored though

And in doing so they'd reveal their blind obedience to "authority"

> Biden finds a crippled boy named Brandon to use for political fodder

Thanks Mr. President very cool

.... whaaaaaaaaaaaat

ahahhahahahaha WHAT

excuses

Anyway Dr. Fauci is a puppy killer thehill.com/changing-ameri…

=/

"Biden builds $500k wall around his Delaware beach home but still refuses to finish Trump's border wall as illegal migration reaches record 1.7m since start of year" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

What a winner

👀👀👀👀

Seriously some random guy on Twitter did what Joe Biden couldn't

If so that footage is gonna be haunted AS FUDGE metro.co.uk/2021/10/23/rus…

vibes

What's the point of Fauci maintaining his job at the White House, while his reputation tanks and everyone thinks he's a piece of shit?

"My name is Dr. Fauci. I kill puppies for fun. It pleases me."

yes

why do people share pornography onto my twitter feed

Anyway, Trump mad

Don’t talk to any girls they might be feds

But Biden is perfectly fine, AMIRITE thepostmillennial.com/watch-obama-cl…

*telephone busy signal*

THE MIGRANTS ARE COMING

DON'T HURT XUR'S FEELINGS axios.com/twitter-jim-ba…

:)

THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING US FROM MISINFORMATION LIKE THIS, MR. YOUTUBE

VERY COOL *licks boots* dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

"Bill Maher slams woke reaction to Dave Chappelle Netflix special" thepostmillennial.com/bill-maher-sla…

click here for pornographic levels of schadenfreude

... at first I thought it was excessive to block accounts that advertise on Twitter....

BUT DAMN it's paying off!

these reviews are great. Not for Marvel though 🤣

FIRST MOVIE WITH A GAY SUPERHERO BTW SO CONGRATS

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