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"Will Alec Baldwin face charges? Legal experts say massive civil suit is a virtual certainty, but that any criminal prosecution would likely focus on whoever prepared prop gun" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
> they thought it came from 8chan

The disconnect from the White House speaks volumes
People are laughing at Alec Baldwin's part in an otherwise tragic incident because he's a smug, self-righteous weirdo
this is CNN trying to call for help but it can't scream
I bet certain people want it censored though

And in doing so they'd reveal their blind obedience to "authority"
> Biden finds a crippled boy named Brandon to use for political fodder

Thanks Mr. President very cool
.... whaaaaaaaaaaaat

ahahhahahahaha WHAT
excuses
Anyway Dr. Fauci is a puppy killer thehill.com/changing-ameri…
"Biden builds $500k wall around his Delaware beach home but still refuses to finish Trump's border wall as illegal migration reaches record 1.7m since start of year" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
What a winner
Seriously some random guy on Twitter did what Joe Biden couldn't
If so that footage is gonna be haunted AS FUDGE metro.co.uk/2021/10/23/rus…
vibes
What's the point of Fauci maintaining his job at the White House, while his reputation tanks and everyone thinks he's a piece of shit?
"My name is Dr. Fauci. I kill puppies for fun. It pleases me."
yes
why do people share pornography onto my twitter feed
Don’t talk to any girls they might be feds
But Biden is perfectly fine, AMIRITE thepostmillennial.com/watch-obama-cl…
*telephone busy signal*
DON'T HURT XUR'S FEELINGS axios.com/twitter-jim-ba…
:)
THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING US FROM MISINFORMATION LIKE THIS, MR. YOUTUBE

VERY COOL *licks boots* dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
"Bill Maher slams woke reaction to Dave Chappelle Netflix special" thepostmillennial.com/bill-maher-sla…
click here for pornographic levels of schadenfreude
... at first I thought it was excessive to block accounts that advertise on Twitter....

BUT DAMN it's paying off!
these reviews are great. Not for Marvel though 🤣

FIRST MOVIE WITH A GAY SUPERHERO BTW SO CONGRATS

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