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Oct 29, 2021, 83 tweets

HAPPY FRIDAY

> Netflix shoves Kaepernick in my face via Promoted tweet

no thanks.

yeah don't punch someone's mother that's no good mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…

THANKS OBAMA uh I mean Biden

Nothing on abortion by the sound of it

Inspirational

oh thank god you were annoying

Here we are again. "Debt ceiling clock starts ticking: The U.S. could run out of money to pay its bills as early as mid-December" cbsnews.com/news/debt-ceil…

Joe Manchin is the President of the USA

very cool!

Something is working

"Florida sues Biden administration over vaccine mandates for federal contractors" cbsnews.com/news/florida-s…

GLOWING IN THE DARK

"Morgan Wallen banned from American Music Awards, still nominated for country music categories" foxnews.com/entertainment/…

👀👀

this directly contradicts John Kerry's earlier statement that Biden didn't know A THING

"Here's the Dave Rubin interview that was CENSORED by a major gay magazine" thepostmillennial.com/heres-the-dave…

New York Times going for the rape apologist route

"Biden administration makes second attempt to end "Remain in Mexico" border program" cbsnews.com/news/biden-adm…

"US lawmakers play with the idea of social media ID verification, following proposals from other countries" reclaimthenet.org/draft-us-law-s…

APOLOGIZE HARDER

Establishment seems mad

wonderful

sad!

ICE CUBE turns down 9 million dollarydoos over vaccine mandate

"Global semiconductor chip shortage worsens, hitting phones, cars, and medical equipment" washingtonexaminer.com/policy/technol…

"American Who Got $1,200 In Exchange For Lost Livelihood Wishes He Had Just Illegally Crossed The Border For $450,000 Instead" babylonbee.com/news/american-…

"Rust armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, 24, shifts blame for Halyna Hutchins' death to movie's producers: Says she has 'no idea' where live rounds came from and claims she couldn't 'focus' on weapons because she had 'two jobs'" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

OOOOOOOO

🚨🚨OK NOW IT'S SOLID

DEMOCRAT PLOY

CONTEXT: we knew this glowed in the dark

just not how much

So NOWWWWWWWWWWW this story is going to really explode

Terry McAuliffe's OWN STAFF pushed this HOAX photo-op stuff

So yes this happened today.

The McAuliffe campaign's last stand was trying to rally voters under the same ol' "BOOGEYMEN RACISTS" shtick

Colleen Wachenfeld has locked her account

According to Legistorm, Democrat plant Colleen Wachenfeld interned for CORY BOOKER... for 11 days. legistorm.com/person/bio/371…

By default, the unmasking of Colleen Wachenfeld helps legitimize the suspicions surrounding Camden Layton (both of Virginia Democrats) as also being one of the tiki torch plants

Yeah this weekend just got entertaining

So now the McAuliffe campaign is going to have to respond

but for now it's a dunk fest

and it's beautiful

SHAMEFUL PUSHERS

don't mind me just collecting reactions for the Virginia McAuliffe stunt now

Virginia McAuliffe stunt summary

(This guy worked on Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush campaigns)

"I know that desperate feeling in the final days when you’ll say or try anything to create a moment or momentum."

In other news

Wonderful

THE DEMS ARE BACKTRACKING 🚨🚨

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

VIRGINIA TIKI HOAXER COLLEEN WACHENFELD ERASES TWITTER BIO MENTIONING WORKING FOR VA DEMS

🚨🚨VIRGINIA DEMOCRATS RELEASE STATEMENT DENYING TIKI TORCH INCIDENT

Colleen deplatformed herself

Circus has left town

LOL

Terry Smollett

NOPE

CREDIBILITY HAS RUN DRY

other LOCKED VA Democrat accounts (might not imply guilt)

IT KEEPS TUMBLING TUMBLING DOWN

LOCAL NEWS reports Tiki torch incident as LEGIT? nbc29.com/2021/10/29/gro…

LINCOLN PROJECT TAKES CREDIT FOR TIKI TORCH HOAX

WHAT A DAY
WHAT A HOAX

*cough cough* BULLSHIT

CHARLIE OLAF OF TERRY MCAULIFFE CAMPAIGN DELETES HOAX TWEET

REMINDER

Now Project Lincoln is falling on their TikiGate sword

WAY TO BLOW THE CAMPAIGN LOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL vice.com/en/article/3ab…

LOSERS

FOURTY KEKS

LINCOLN PROJECT SENT $264,000 DOLLARYDOOOOOOOOOOS TO BE ON MCAULIFFE'S SIDE

lol the Twitter trending is mad

> Comms for Terry McAuliffe
> Uses N-word

CHECKS OUT

THATS THE WAY IT IS

for real this chick lied earlier in the day

AND PASSED IT OFF AS REAL

THEN FINISH IT OFF

WHAT A DAY

omg they're crazy

deleted but archives are forever, Jen Goodman of the McAuliffe campaign archive.md/i4p4b

Deleted but archives are forever, Christina Freundlich of the McAuliffe campaign. archive.md/g6Q0T

Don't forget. Today people tried lying to you.

🤡

O__O YEAH IT WAS AN OP EVERYONE

SMELL THE REGRET? I DO

CAN'T RUN FROM ACCOUNTABILITY

SO YOU MEAN BIDEN

FUCKED UP AMERICA?

NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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