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> Netflix shoves Kaepernick in my face via Promoted tweet

no thanks.
yeah don't punch someone's mother that's no good mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…
THANKS OBAMA uh I mean Biden
Nothing on abortion by the sound of it
Inspirational
Here we are again. "Debt ceiling clock starts ticking: The U.S. could run out of money to pay its bills as early as mid-December" cbsnews.com/news/debt-ceil…
Joe Manchin is the President of the USA
Something is working
"Florida sues Biden administration over vaccine mandates for federal contractors" cbsnews.com/news/florida-s…
"Morgan Wallen banned from American Music Awards, still nominated for country music categories" foxnews.com/entertainment/…
this directly contradicts John Kerry's earlier statement that Biden didn't know A THING
"Here's the Dave Rubin interview that was CENSORED by a major gay magazine" thepostmillennial.com/heres-the-dave…
New York Times going for the rape apologist route
"Biden administration makes second attempt to end "Remain in Mexico" border program" cbsnews.com/news/biden-adm…
"US lawmakers play with the idea of social media ID verification, following proposals from other countries" reclaimthenet.org/draft-us-law-s…
Establishment seems mad
sad!
ICE CUBE turns down 9 million dollarydoos over vaccine mandate
"Global semiconductor chip shortage worsens, hitting phones, cars, and medical equipment" washingtonexaminer.com/policy/technol…
"American Who Got $1,200 In Exchange For Lost Livelihood Wishes He Had Just Illegally Crossed The Border For $450,000 Instead" babylonbee.com/news/american-…
"Rust armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, 24, shifts blame for Halyna Hutchins' death to movie's producers: Says she has 'no idea' where live rounds came from and claims she couldn't 'focus' on weapons because she had 'two jobs'" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
🚨🚨OK NOW IT'S SOLID

DEMOCRAT PLOY
CONTEXT: we knew this glowed in the dark

just not how much

So NOWWWWWWWWWWW this story is going to really explode
Terry McAuliffe's OWN STAFF pushed this HOAX photo-op stuff
So yes this happened today.

The McAuliffe campaign's last stand was trying to rally voters under the same ol' "BOOGEYMEN RACISTS" shtick
Colleen Wachenfeld has locked her account
According to Legistorm, Democrat plant Colleen Wachenfeld interned for CORY BOOKER... for 11 days. legistorm.com/person/bio/371…
By default, the unmasking of Colleen Wachenfeld helps legitimize the suspicions surrounding Camden Layton (both of Virginia Democrats) as also being one of the tiki torch plants
Yeah this weekend just got entertaining
So now the McAuliffe campaign is going to have to respond

but for now it's a dunk fest
SHAMEFUL PUSHERS
don't mind me just collecting reactions for the Virginia McAuliffe stunt now
(This guy worked on Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush campaigns)

"I know that desperate feeling in the final days when you’ll say or try anything to create a moment or momentum."
Wonderful
THE DEMS ARE BACKTRACKING 🚨🚨
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
VIRGINIA TIKI HOAXER COLLEEN WACHENFELD ERASES TWITTER BIO MENTIONING WORKING FOR VA DEMS
🚨🚨VIRGINIA DEMOCRATS RELEASE STATEMENT DENYING TIKI TORCH INCIDENT
Colleen deplatformed herself

Circus has left town
LOL
Terry Smollett
NOPE

CREDIBILITY HAS RUN DRY
other LOCKED VA Democrat accounts (might not imply guilt)
IT KEEPS TUMBLING TUMBLING DOWN
LOCAL NEWS reports Tiki torch incident as LEGIT? nbc29.com/2021/10/29/gro…
LINCOLN PROJECT TAKES CREDIT FOR TIKI TORCH HOAX
WHAT A DAY
WHAT A HOAX
CHARLIE OLAF OF TERRY MCAULIFFE CAMPAIGN DELETES HOAX TWEET
Now Project Lincoln is falling on their TikiGate sword
WAY TO BLOW THE CAMPAIGN LOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL vice.com/en/article/3ab…
LOSERS
FOURTY KEKS
LINCOLN PROJECT SENT $264,000 DOLLARYDOOOOOOOOOOS TO BE ON MCAULIFFE'S SIDE
lol the Twitter trending is mad
> Comms for Terry McAuliffe
> Uses N-word

CHECKS OUT
THATS THE WAY IT IS
for real this chick lied earlier in the day

AND PASSED IT OFF AS REAL
THEN FINISH IT OFF
WHAT A DAY
omg they're crazy
deleted but archives are forever, Jen Goodman of the McAuliffe campaign archive.md/i4p4b
Deleted but archives are forever, Christina Freundlich of the McAuliffe campaign. archive.md/g6Q0T
Don't forget. Today people tried lying to you.
🤡
SMELL THE REGRET? I DO
CAN'T RUN FROM ACCOUNTABILITY
SO YOU MEAN BIDEN

FUCKED UP AMERICA?

NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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