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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Nov 7, 2021, 11 tweets

@Eric_Schmitt 1/ #WeRemember January 6. #JustinHill was up to dirty tricks when he met #JasonSmith January the 5th as seditionists came from the sticks. Neither managed their goal to attain, so they offboarded 45’s train.

@jasonsmithmo @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte

@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte 2/ #JustinHill today 10 months ago his support for Hawley’s plan would show. Did they co-ordinate? To find out would be great. Maybe soon each of them will eat crow? His own swearing-in Justin would skip to co-pilot insurrection’s ship.

@SenHawleyPress 👀

@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte @SenHawleyPress 3/ #JustinHill to the Capitol went tho he claims he missed the main event. Just how close did he go? Watch the dome: just below you can see this #Missouri|an gent on its grounds well within easy reach. Did he @CapitolPolice lines breach?
@SenateDems 🇺🇸🗽⚖️

@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte @SenHawleyPress @CapitolPolice @SenateDems 4/ Justin claimed he had gone #outtolunch but #Missouri developed a hunch this vile cretin had lied once Brian Sicknick died. He returned (to Jeff) the clock to punch, many days late to get sworn back in + his #J6 excursion to spin.

@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte @SenHawleyPress @CapitolPolice @SenateDems 5/ @agericschmitt sounds much like Hill: yet another Republican shill. To D.C. Hill traveled, tho Trump’s plan unraveled. Each is heard to broadcast the same swill as did Josh of the 24th State: all their talking points interrelate!

@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte @SenHawleyPress @CapitolPolice @SenateDems @AGEricSchmitt 6/ Eric’s party is COVID’s best friend;
the pandemic they’d rather not end.
Best to keep people down
as they paint red the town
& to moral turptitude descend.
To diminish public health they’re keen
by rejecting masks or the vaccine.

@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte @SenHawleyPress @CapitolPolice @SenateDems @AGEricSchmitt 7/ An AG’s Rule of Law Defense Fund made a robocall; many were stunned. Resignations occurred which more inquiries spurred; patriots an ex-Treasurer shunned. #JustinHill, #JasonSmith, Josh & Schmitt all conspired sedition to commit.

@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte @SenHawleyPress @CapitolPolice @SenateDems @AGEricSchmitt 8/ Representative Hill’s record sucks.
He was recently seen in a tux
to meet Conway & Gaetz. 🤢
Our Republic Hill hates!
Far from misery, it seemed deluxe
to enjoy W. Palm Beach by the pool.
Nonetheless, he’s still 45’s tool.
@MoGov

@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte @SenHawleyPress @CapitolPolice @SenateDems @AGEricSchmitt @MoGov 9/ Heb je trouwens het filmpje gezien? Precies 10 maand geleden sindsdien. Een man uit #Missouri verscheen ter rebellie. Hij heet #JustinHill. Nou, misschien zou men erover geven verslag? Vanzelfsprekend geen goed gedrag!

@stltoday

@Eric_Schmitt @JasonSmithMO @BigElad @MGwin46 @January6thCmte @SenHawleyPress @CapitolPolice @SenateDems @AGEricSchmitt @MoGov @stltoday X/X January 6th: Hawley’s trial run. Insurrection he couldn’t get done. Though Josh lifted his fist, Hawley’s crew its goal missed that 6th day of 2021. Josh is halfway through his only term; once subpoenaed #LordHawHaw will squirm.

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