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Nov 19, 2021, 115 tweets

FRIDAY

NEWS: Old man getting physical abcnews.go.com/Politics/biden…

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Sad!

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glad they clearly labeled it opinion

But with a take like THAT, does it help any? lol

"Austria re-imposes a full Covid lockdown and makes vaccination mandatory" cnbc.com/2021/11/19/aus…

I saw it coming
can I be an economist now

well there's that

RITTENHOUSE TRIAL: "jurors have gone straight to deliberations."

China up to shenanigans again

WHAT A SURPRISE

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KINDA BIG NEWS

Rittenhouse jury update

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"RITTENHOUSE VERDICT IS IN AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE NEXT HOUR"

update: Karol's "reliable tip" MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN A RELIABLE TIP ;__;

WAIT MAYBE

TUNE IN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EVERYONE REMEMBER TO BREATHE

oh lordy lord

LOCAL POLICE AND EMT PUT ON NOTICE says sauces on this stream

MAKE SURE TO RETWEET MY CLIP OF the Rittenhouse verdict even if mine isn't first

just promise ok

omg it's HABBENING

"The jury has notified us they've reached a verdict" says judge

soak in the moment

a look at Kyle's mum

Judge tells audience not to react

🚨🚨KYLE RITTENHOUSE FOUND NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS🚨🚨

🚨🚨WATCH: KYLE RITTENHOUSE FOUND NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS🚨🚨

"BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse found not guilty on all charges" thepostmillennial.com/breaking-kyle-…

NEXT: KYLE RITTENHOUSE CAN SUE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

This thread will now shift gears and become focused on Rittenhouse verdict reaction

LEFTIST ESTABLISHMENT NOT HAPPY

NEW YORK CITY MAYOR DE BLASIO REFUSES TO ACCEPT RITTENHOUSE VERDICT

Reaction outside Kenosha courthouse

BLUE CHECKMARKS WANT TO RIOT

gonna be a BUSY friday night!!

REPLIES TURNED OFF

KYLE RITTENHOUSE'S "VICTIMS" WERE ALL WHITE PEOPLE AND HE SPARED "JUMPKICK MAN," A PERSON OF COLOR

BOROUGH PRESIDENT OF MANHATTAN MAD THAT LEGAL SYSTEM PLAYED OUT AND RITTENHOUSE WAS CLEARED BY A JURY

MAYOR DE BLASIO MAKES IT CLEAR HE DIDN'T WATCH THE TRIAL

BIG MAD

NAACP MAD

ACLU MAD TOO

JOY ANN REID IS VERY UPSET OVER RITTENHOUSE NOT GUILTY VERDICT

TODAY IS LIKE SEPTEMBER 11TH ALL OVER AGAIN FOR SOME

CNN SENIOR POLITICAL COMMENTATOR WEIGHS IN

Joy Ann Reid really taking the Rittenhouse reaction spotlight with these sorts of takes

Cenk Uygur takes a break from being mad at Joe Rogan to react to Kyle Rittenhouse NOT GUILTY verdict

RESPECT THE RULE OF LAW

New York's Not-Governor reaction to Kyle Rittenhouse NOT GUILTY verdict

I feel like this is going to be a long Rittenhouse verdict reaction thread

CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR NEWSOM VERY UPSET at Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty verdict

MSNBC HOST VERY DEVESTATED today

"First amendment protected protests"

FACT CHECK: FALSE. rioters tried burning down the city

Some really think this was a racial issue

NASCAR DRIVER guy that got the FULL FORCE OF THE FBI to respond to a GARAGE PULL ROPE **still** thinks the justice system doesn't work as intended in πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Take a moment to reflect

What about the kid that shot up a school, got out on bail, and had his family throw him a welcome home party

Cori Bush is "heartbroken" that the US court system worked as intended

Rittenhouse not guilty verdict BROKE Aaron Rupar

Female protester screams "I AM A MONUMENT F*CK AMERICA" and starts literally shaking on the ground, outside Kenosha courthouse amid Rittenhouse not guilty verdict

"Racist right wing lunatic judge"

BIDEN "stands by" RITTENHOUSE JURY DECISION

Rittenhouse's attorney Mark Richards made a statement recently

I read this tweet in Shapiro's voice

DEATH THREAT made against the recently exonerated Kyle Rittenhouse and Kenosha Judge

I can't believe a politician is actually saying this while the Ahmaud Arbery trial is GOING ON RIGHT NOW

MAYBE PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THAT ONE, REP. STANSBURY

To everyone hyperfocused on the Rittenhouse trial that are concerned about racial issues, the Arbery trial is going on RIGHT NOW

This is my PSA

I URGE you to do this, please

COLIN MCFOOTBALL GUY SO MAD AT RITTENHOUSE VERDICT HE WANTS TO TEAR πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ DOWN

🚨🚨BIG SLANDER: The Independent tried saying Kyle Rittenhouse "shot three **black** men with rifle"

They quickly edited it to say "shot three men with rifle"

BUT GOOGLE CACHE SAVED IT, AND I ARCHIVED IT archive.md/Ikxel (assuming it'll ever load)

^^ FIRST ARCHIVE (directly on site) SCREWED UP

But I had a back-up plan and archived the Google search result archive.md/pPAC7

that worked

anyway more angry reactions

A BLACK MAN, Jaleel Stallings, WON in court amid a litany of assault charges for shooting at police officers.

🚨🚨HE CLAIMED SELF-DEFENSE, TOO. JUST. LIKE. KYLE RITTENHOUSE. (thanks to twitter.com/EveKeneinan/ for finding this)

So the USA legal system works JUST FINE!

TOO LATE TOO LITTLE, GOFUNDME

another lengthy Rittenhouse reaction thread

First time Kyle Rittenhouse has probably smiled in over a year

big day today

"Social Media Companies Suppressed Claims of Kyle Rittenhouse’s Innocence" freebeacon.com/media/social-m…

omg this "mistake" has happened MORE THAN ONCE

PEOPLE GET MAD AT KYLE RITTENHOUSE SITUATION WITHOUT KNOWING BASIC DETAILS

Hope AOC means self-defense.

and not white vs. black BECAUSE WE HAVE RACIAL UNITY ON THE SELF-DEFENSE MATTER

FACT CHECKERS decided Kyle Rittenhouse was guilty back in August 2020

Politifact decided this truthful claim was FALSE
politifact.com/factchecks/202…

Kyle Rittenhouse reacts to verdict

Joe Biden needs to retract this statement

When people say leftists like to RIOT and inflict PROPERTY DAMAGE....

There's many such examples of this!

Oh shit Kyle Rittenhouse is getting a full Tucker Carlson documentary

CNN repents and begs for mercy

Also, more than once today, corporate media outlets have wrongly said Jacob Blake is dead.

JACOB BLAKE IS ALIVE, STILL, EVERYONE

CNN GOOFED

"AMERICA'S LEGAL SYSTEM IS RACIST"

If we're judging court cases based solely on skin color and not circumstances or details like that? well lookie here wpbf.com/article/andrew…

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(DCCC Chairman wrongly thought Jacob Blake died.)

possible looting spree in Chicago

???

oh no

THEY ACCUSE RITTENHOUSE OF BEING THE NAZI ON ONE HAND

AND THREATEN TO BURN TOWNS TO THE GROUND ON THE OTHER

> Something happens in Kenosha
> Mob threatens to burn down.... New York City?

I wonder what Lt. William Kelly's reaction was tonight

This is like the fourth or fifth example of people getting THE MOST BASIC FACTS wrong about the Kyle Rittenhouse case

Open corporate media wants chaos and willing to say whatever they want to get you angry

REMINDER: "there is no evidence the gun was ever physically possessed by Kyle Rittenhouse in Illinois"

President Biden's statement on Rittenhouse verdict for posterity. whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/…

Wisconsin Governor's statement on Rittenhouse verdict for posterity.

I don't know who Amber Ruffin is but she says "grab a rifle and cross state lines" and that's inaccurate and shows me Ruffin doesn't care about the facts of the Kyle Rittenhouse case

anyway she cries on air

this is like the sixth or seventh GLARING inaccuracy by famous people that claim to know better

I'll use this Linda Sarsour tweet to point out that, despite the replies, it now says "People mentioned can reply."

.... This means Sarsour saw the replies, realized people weren't agreeing with her, and made the switch.

Embarassing.

The tally is now up to EIGHT times people have screwed up basic facts about Jacob Blake / Kyle Rittenhouse

Witnessed

The problem is Chicago's looting is so commonplace it's now impossible to tell if this is b/c of Rittenhouse verdict

It could just be another Friday

"It could have been any of us"

actually decent insight into defense lawyer

Imagine being Kyle Rittenhouse, winning your trial, and still having the NBA crap on you for some reason

i should go to bed

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