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NEWS: Old man getting physical abcnews.go.com/Politics/biden…
glad they clearly labeled it opinion

But with a take like THAT, does it help any? lol
"Austria re-imposes a full Covid lockdown and makes vaccination mandatory" cnbc.com/2021/11/19/aus…
I saw it coming
can I be an economist now
RITTENHOUSE TRIAL: "jurors have gone straight to deliberations."
Rittenhouse jury update
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
"RITTENHOUSE VERDICT IS IN AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE NEXT HOUR"
update: Karol's "reliable tip" MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN A RELIABLE TIP ;__;
WAIT MAYBE
TUNE IN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EVERYONE REMEMBER TO BREATHE
oh lordy lord
LOCAL POLICE AND EMT PUT ON NOTICE says sauces on this stream
MAKE SURE TO RETWEET MY CLIP OF the Rittenhouse verdict even if mine isn't first

just promise ok
omg it's HABBENING
"The jury has notified us they've reached a verdict" says judge
soak in the moment
a look at Kyle's mum
Judge tells audience not to react
🚨🚨KYLE RITTENHOUSE FOUND NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS🚨🚨
🚨🚨WATCH: KYLE RITTENHOUSE FOUND NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS🚨🚨
"BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse found not guilty on all charges" thepostmillennial.com/breaking-kyle-…
NEXT: KYLE RITTENHOUSE CAN SUE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
This thread will now shift gears and become focused on Rittenhouse verdict reaction
LEFTIST ESTABLISHMENT NOT HAPPY
NEW YORK CITY MAYOR DE BLASIO REFUSES TO ACCEPT RITTENHOUSE VERDICT
BLUE CHECKMARKS WANT TO RIOT
gonna be a BUSY friday night!!
REPLIES TURNED OFF
KYLE RITTENHOUSE'S "VICTIMS" WERE ALL WHITE PEOPLE AND HE SPARED "JUMPKICK MAN," A PERSON OF COLOR
BOROUGH PRESIDENT OF MANHATTAN MAD THAT LEGAL SYSTEM PLAYED OUT AND RITTENHOUSE WAS CLEARED BY A JURY
MAYOR DE BLASIO MAKES IT CLEAR HE DIDN'T WATCH THE TRIAL
BIG MAD
NAACP MAD
ACLU MAD TOO
JOY ANN REID IS VERY UPSET OVER RITTENHOUSE NOT GUILTY VERDICT
TODAY IS LIKE SEPTEMBER 11TH ALL OVER AGAIN FOR SOME
CNN SENIOR POLITICAL COMMENTATOR WEIGHS IN
Joy Ann Reid really taking the Rittenhouse reaction spotlight with these sorts of takes
Cenk Uygur takes a break from being mad at Joe Rogan to react to Kyle Rittenhouse NOT GUILTY verdict
RESPECT THE RULE OF LAW
New York's Not-Governor reaction to Kyle Rittenhouse NOT GUILTY verdict
I feel like this is going to be a long Rittenhouse verdict reaction thread
CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR NEWSOM VERY UPSET at Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty verdict
MSNBC HOST VERY DEVESTATED today
"First amendment protected protests"

FACT CHECK: FALSE. rioters tried burning down the city
Some really think this was a racial issue
NASCAR DRIVER guy that got the FULL FORCE OF THE FBI to respond to a GARAGE PULL ROPE **still** thinks the justice system doesn't work as intended in 🇺🇸
What about the kid that shot up a school, got out on bail, and had his family throw him a welcome home party
Cori Bush is "heartbroken" that the US court system worked as intended
Rittenhouse not guilty verdict BROKE Aaron Rupar
Female protester screams "I AM A MONUMENT F*CK AMERICA" and starts literally shaking on the ground, outside Kenosha courthouse amid Rittenhouse not guilty verdict
"Racist right wing lunatic judge"
BIDEN "stands by" RITTENHOUSE JURY DECISION
Rittenhouse's attorney Mark Richards made a statement recently
I read this tweet in Shapiro's voice
DEATH THREAT made against the recently exonerated Kyle Rittenhouse and Kenosha Judge
I can't believe a politician is actually saying this while the Ahmaud Arbery trial is GOING ON RIGHT NOW

MAYBE PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THAT ONE, REP. STANSBURY
To everyone hyperfocused on the Rittenhouse trial that are concerned about racial issues, the Arbery trial is going on RIGHT NOW

This is my PSA

I URGE you to do this, please
COLIN MCFOOTBALL GUY SO MAD AT RITTENHOUSE VERDICT HE WANTS TO TEAR 🇺🇸 DOWN
🚨🚨BIG SLANDER: The Independent tried saying Kyle Rittenhouse "shot three **black** men with rifle"

They quickly edited it to say "shot three men with rifle"

BUT GOOGLE CACHE SAVED IT, AND I ARCHIVED IT archive.md/Ikxel (assuming it'll ever load)
^^ FIRST ARCHIVE (directly on site) SCREWED UP

But I had a back-up plan and archived the Google search result archive.md/pPAC7

that worked
A BLACK MAN, Jaleel Stallings, WON in court amid a litany of assault charges for shooting at police officers.

🚨🚨HE CLAIMED SELF-DEFENSE, TOO. JUST. LIKE. KYLE RITTENHOUSE. (thanks to twitter.com/EveKeneinan/ for finding this)

So the USA legal system works JUST FINE!
another lengthy Rittenhouse reaction thread
First time Kyle Rittenhouse has probably smiled in over a year
"Social Media Companies Suppressed Claims of Kyle Rittenhouse’s Innocence" freebeacon.com/media/social-m…
omg this "mistake" has happened MORE THAN ONCE

PEOPLE GET MAD AT KYLE RITTENHOUSE SITUATION WITHOUT KNOWING BASIC DETAILS
Hope AOC means self-defense.

and not white vs. black BECAUSE WE HAVE RACIAL UNITY ON THE SELF-DEFENSE MATTER
FACT CHECKERS decided Kyle Rittenhouse was guilty back in August 2020

Politifact decided this truthful claim was FALSE
politifact.com/factchecks/202…
Joe Biden needs to retract this statement
When people say leftists like to RIOT and inflict PROPERTY DAMAGE....

There's many such examples of this!
Oh shit Kyle Rittenhouse is getting a full Tucker Carlson documentary
Also, more than once today, corporate media outlets have wrongly said Jacob Blake is dead.

JACOB BLAKE IS ALIVE, STILL, EVERYONE

CNN GOOFED
"AMERICA'S LEGAL SYSTEM IS RACIST"

If we're judging court cases based solely on skin color and not circumstances or details like that? well lookie here wpbf.com/article/andrew…
🙄
(DCCC Chairman wrongly thought Jacob Blake died.)
possible looting spree in Chicago
THEY ACCUSE RITTENHOUSE OF BEING THE NAZI ON ONE HAND

AND THREATEN TO BURN TOWNS TO THE GROUND ON THE OTHER
> Something happens in Kenosha
> Mob threatens to burn down.... New York City?
I wonder what Lt. William Kelly's reaction was tonight
This is like the fourth or fifth example of people getting THE MOST BASIC FACTS wrong about the Kyle Rittenhouse case
Open corporate media wants chaos and willing to say whatever they want to get you angry
REMINDER: "there is no evidence the gun was ever physically possessed by Kyle Rittenhouse in Illinois"
President Biden's statement on Rittenhouse verdict for posterity. whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/…
Wisconsin Governor's statement on Rittenhouse verdict for posterity.
I don't know who Amber Ruffin is but she says "grab a rifle and cross state lines" and that's inaccurate and shows me Ruffin doesn't care about the facts of the Kyle Rittenhouse case

anyway she cries on air
this is like the sixth or seventh GLARING inaccuracy by famous people that claim to know better
I'll use this Linda Sarsour tweet to point out that, despite the replies, it now says "People mentioned can reply."

.... This means Sarsour saw the replies, realized people weren't agreeing with her, and made the switch.

Embarassing.
The tally is now up to EIGHT times people have screwed up basic facts about Jacob Blake / Kyle Rittenhouse
The problem is Chicago's looting is so commonplace it's now impossible to tell if this is b/c of Rittenhouse verdict

It could just be another Friday
"It could have been any of us"
actually decent insight into defense lawyer
Imagine being Kyle Rittenhouse, winning your trial, and still having the NBA crap on you for some reason

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