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Writer. Feminist. Snack-enthusiast. James Beard Award-winning weirdo. Author, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT (March 2024). She/Her.

Dec 13, 2021, 5 tweets

I do not think the suppliers for TJ Maxx have ever met a Jew in real life.

Hanukkah gnomes are ... not a thing?

My husband saw this candle and just started yelling.

"DON'T BURN PEOPLE TO CELEBRATE OUR HOLIDAYS."

Do they understand that the menorah is not like mistletoe? Like, I guarantee you no one has ever said this phrase prior to this product meeting.

I sent my husband a text about the shirts. He was not happy.

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