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@everywhereist
Dec 13, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
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I do not think the suppliers for TJ Maxx have ever met a Jew in real life.
Hanukkah gnomes are ... not a thing?
My husband saw this candle and just started yelling.

"DON'T BURN PEOPLE TO CELEBRATE OUR HOLIDAYS."
Do they understand that the menorah is not like mistletoe? Like, I guarantee you no one has ever said this phrase prior to this product meeting.
I sent my husband a text about the shirts. He was not happy.

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May 9, 2022
I somehow have never seen this???
Oh my god.
Just replace "Greek" with "Italian" and this is my memoir.
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May 6, 2022
So, I haven't been talking about this, because I didn't want to add more fuel to the fire, but fuck all of this.

For the last week, Fox News and the unhinged right have been attacking my friend Nina since she's been appointed to the head of Biden's Disinformation Board.
And it's been fucking unhinged and brutal. And their goal in doing so is very clear:
Everyone has been piling on because Nina - and I swear to fucking god, this is what has them so riled up - makes TikToks, is Ukrainian, and is an expert on fucking disinformation and online harassment.
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Feb 10, 2022
My doctor and I were discussing my anxiety and she said "Brains are made to keep us alive. They're not made to keep us happy." And I can't stop thinking about that.
She also had me answer the questionnaire about anxiety and one of the questions was "How often do you worry about the future" and I just started laughing maniacally and she said "okay I'm going to put down 'everyday'"
My doctor said that people with anxiety have a super sensitive threat scanner. It creates "what could go wrong images" in our heads. "It's designed to keep you alive. It's like a superpower. You just need to learn how to control it."

And now I'm just rethinking everything.
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Dec 13, 2021
Had dinner with @seattlefoodgeek tonight and, well, first he 3D printed this ...
And then he had this on the wall ...
But THEN he brought out dessert.
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Dec 10, 2021
EVERYONE, THE CHEF FROM BROS REPLIED TO MY REVIEW AND IT IS JUST AS RIDICULOUS AS YOU WOULD HAVE HOPED AND I AM SCREAMING WITH JOY.

today.com/food/brutal-re…
HE DEMANDED HIS REPLY BE PRINTED IN FULL, IT IS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY.
HE INCLUDED VISUAL AIDS.

I need to be clear, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's trying to say that art is subjective? But he's objectively saying what is and isn't art. Or something. Anyway. IT GOES ON. Image
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Dec 8, 2021
Remember how a while back I said that I went to a Michelin starred restaurant and it was one of the most singularly awful meals of my life?

I finally sat down and wrote about the whole fiasco.

bit.ly/HellNoBros
"The décor had the of chicness of an underground bunker where one would expect to be interrogated for the disappearance of an ambassador's child."

I wrote about one of the most bizarre and truly disappointing meals of my life.

bit.ly/HellNoBros
Note: I am not kind. But after dropping that much money and having to feed my husband Benadryl afterward, you'd be a little mad, too.
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