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Jan 18, 2022, 17 tweets

It's time for everyone's favorite game show "Answering easy questions a QAnon promoter asks and also pondering what it would all mean if it the questions did have a sinister answer." Today's contestant is the LeBron hater, come on down!

Let's handle the first question and also deal with it's implications. It's January and Justice Roberts didn't want to sit in the cold an extra 12 minutes to placate lunatics (JFK was sworn in at 12:51 and QAnon doesn't think Ike was secretly still running America).

If something was fishy about this I need it explained to me. Why did Trump order Biden to take the oath a little early? What was the goal there? Who but QAnon would care? If this was supposed to be a signal why didn't Biden take the oath 17 minutes early?

Obama and John Roberts bungled the Oath of Office so badly the first time Obama was sworn and they did a second take on it a day later. Oaths get mistimed and screwed up all the time. Reagan took his 2nd oath indoors due to bad weather.

1. No it wasn't. Make your case that the weather was 'off'.

2 and 3. 1/6 happened in case you forgot. Why would Trump build a fence and bring in troops and then do nothing? Explain the payoff to these questions.

Also if the whole ceremony was pre-recorded why did they screw up and have Biden take the oath 12 minutes early? They could have perfectly synched up the tape to broadcast Biden taking the oath at noon if they had pre-recorded it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Oh wait no he's serious....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

This one is easy to debunk because during Biden and Harris' review of the troops the parading troops can be seen with rank patches on their arms. This isn't even up for debate.

I was going to comment on how maybe this had to do with Biden going to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and how the Tomb Guard wears no rank so as to not outrank the Unknown Soldier but even there you can see ranks on the bugle player and drummer. LeBron hater is just lying.

Biden's original plan was to take Amtrak to DC but the Secret Service said that would be too big a security risk so he took a flight. This is the "Just Asking Questions" tactic where the questioner doesn't have an answer but wants to you think about sinister possible answers.

Air Force One is the call sign of any plane the President is on. The flight tracking sites QAnon obsess over don't identify Air Force One for security reasons. If Trump was still secretly President why isn't he getting AF-1 designation? This is so dumb.

The answer to the first question is the second question. "The set" in question was used by both Obama and Trump, Biden uses it more then they did. No green screen or other nonsense.

Again the question here has to be, what would the point of allowing Biden in the Oval Office to start his fake Presidency and then exiling him achieve? Explain what we're supposed to be seeing here.

I haven't seen the clip but I'll just guess Biden either misspoke or was taken out of context. We then get a reference to the Podesta arrest and some eyes cause it's always about to happen, I mean habben.

Finally we get this comparison photo of a Marine with Lady Gaga and a Marine with Melania Trump. Clearly this means Melania is consort to the God Emperor and Lady Gaga is about to be shipped to GITMO.

Shirley Manson performing at the opening of Scottish Parliament....Or was she? Was there really a Parliament? Is there really a Scotland?! It's so much bigger than you even know! The truth would put 99% of people in the hospital!

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