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Feb 19, 2022, 87 tweets

sorry gang

watching hook

SMEE

HOOK HOOK GIVE US DA HOOK

SERIOUS STAKES tho

I've never seen this movie

Look at Hook's expression

expect just a bunch of visual shots

Ok that's just @davereaboi

Me: *checks the movie's rating*

Feels like I was robbed of a good movie

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh my goodness

"WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?!"

*flowers smell his balls*

"his nose got real big."

"i HATE Peter Pan!"

yes @davereaboi nice boat

I'm tempted to ask Reaboi if he wants to be a pirate for real

"I've just had an apostrophe"

Robin Williams has three days to lose weight. Can't happen without magic.

"how does this help me get my kids back? lol"

kek

This scene is infinitely funnier to me imagining this is what Dave Reaboi does in his spare time

NO UTENSILS

"everybody say grace"
"GRACE"

but wait where's the food

*random 1990s slurs*

prison barber?

"You MAN!! You STUPID STUPID MANNNNNNNNNNN"

oh hey. the food.

bang. a rang.

(Bang. a rang.)

heh

😰

beautiful movie

It's like a cartoon but with people

noo

cheer up, sport.

SWOOGITY SWOOGITY ROBIN WILLIAMS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

JACK JACK

:)

(Canada news depressed me. I'm glad I chose this movie.)

</3

;__; why the onions

fuc

WHY IS THIS SAD TO ME MAN

YESSSS

PETER FUCKING PAN

lol why the dancing dude

(you are the pan)

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

kiss time

(for real)

ohj shit

LETS GO LETS FUCKIN' GO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

also they gave the kid a hook costume

lol kinda weird in retrospect

WIN HIM BACK

KICK HIS ASS

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

lol @davereaboi what you doin'

Then EGGS and shit

im happy i spent my friday night on this movie

why does the fat black kid kickass so much

"Peter Pan is my dad?"

"dont let me down, secondary protagonist" i said before he let me down

"I wish i had a dad, like u"

"i wanna go home."

OH THANK GOD

"what do u want, old man"

*sword noises*

I believe in u, peter pan

"good form, Peter."

(he's just a mean old man without a mommy)

lol he dead

ive had to piss for two hours now

"who do I leave in charge?"
IT BETTER HAVE BEEN FAT BLACK BOY

HE'S THE MLG OF THIS MOVIE

lol bye now

Now it's serious again

;__;

"say it Peter. Say it, and mean it."
"I believe in fairies."

"Do you know that place between asleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming?"

"That's where I'll always love you."

wait was the movie real or a dream

"Why are you crying?"

"A tear for every happy thought."

Good night.

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