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Feb 19, 2022 87 tweets 22 min read Read on X
sorry gang

watching hook
SMEE
HOOK HOOK GIVE US DA HOOK
SERIOUS STAKES tho
I've never seen this movie
Look at Hook's expression
expect just a bunch of visual shots
Ok that's just @davereaboi
Me: *checks the movie's rating*
Feels like I was robbed of a good movie
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh my goodness
"WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?!"
*flowers smell his balls*
"his nose got real big."
"i HATE Peter Pan!"
yes @davereaboi nice boat
I'm tempted to ask Reaboi if he wants to be a pirate for real
"I've just had an apostrophe"
Robin Williams has three days to lose weight. Can't happen without magic.
"how does this help me get my kids back? lol"
kek
This scene is infinitely funnier to me imagining this is what Dave Reaboi does in his spare time
NO UTENSILS
"everybody say grace"
"GRACE"
but wait where's the food
*random 1990s slurs*
prison barber?
"You MAN!! You STUPID STUPID MANNNNNNNNNNN"
oh hey. the food.
bang. a rang.
(Bang. a rang.)
heh
😰
beautiful movie
It's like a cartoon but with people
noo
cheer up, sport.
SWOOGITY SWOOGITY ROBIN WILLIAMS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
JACK JACK
:)

(Canada news depressed me. I'm glad I chose this movie.)
</3
;__; why the onions
fuc
WHY IS THIS SAD TO ME MAN
YESSSS
PETER FUCKING PAN
lol why the dancing dude
(you are the pan)
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
kiss time
(for real)
ohj shit
LETS GO LETS FUCKIN' GO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
also they gave the kid a hook costume
lol kinda weird in retrospect
WIN HIM BACK
KICK HIS ASS
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
lol @davereaboi what you doin'
Then EGGS and shit
im happy i spent my friday night on this movie
why does the fat black kid kickass so much
"Peter Pan is my dad?"
"dont let me down, secondary protagonist" i said before he let me down
"I wish i had a dad, like u"
"i wanna go home."

OH THANK GOD
"what do u want, old man"
*sword noises*
I believe in u, peter pan
"good form, Peter."
(he's just a mean old man without a mommy)
lol he dead
ive had to piss for two hours now
"who do I leave in charge?"
IT BETTER HAVE BEEN FAT BLACK BOY

HE'S THE MLG OF THIS MOVIE
lol bye now
Now it's serious again
;__;
"say it Peter. Say it, and mean it."
"I believe in fairies."
"Do you know that place between asleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming?"

"That's where I'll always love you."
wait was the movie real or a dream
"Why are you crying?"

"A tear for every happy thought."
Good night.

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