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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Feb 20, 2022, 33 tweets

@tedcruz Large numbers of people were screaming; of victory Ted was still dreaming, but his campaign fell short. Now no one can support this senator seen to be scheming, our Democracy to undermine; it’s the Republican #partyline.
🙏🏼 @scuds57

@tedcruz @scuds57 Bob & Eric went to #ParkwayWest to wish Senator Ted Cruz the best for his ’16 campaign. (Eric’s lawsuits insane 6 years later proved to be a pest.) With so many disgruntled #Longhorns, Cruz’s lost reputation he mourns — a gathering in #Chesterfield no Cruz nomination would yield.

@tedcruz @scuds57 Schmitt was proud to introduce Ted Cruz; he against Donald later would lose. Their March ’16 rally was not up folks’ alley. Eric too has the primary blues with a campaign strategy that fails; by a large gap he Greitens still trails.

@tedcruz @scuds57 In the polls Cruz was never ahead
but in ’16 Schmitt rooted for Ted
whom he preferred to Trump,
as seen here on the stump.
Just like Cruz, in no poll Eric led. 📉
Anyway, #Missouri|ans don’t mind:
vs. Greitens Schmitt is far behind.

@tedcruz @scuds57 Schmitt gathered at Ted Cruz’s altar
but Ted’s polling later would falter.
Although Ted endorsed Schmitt,
#Missouri’s hypocrite can’t
bank on a Rock of Gibraltar to help
shore up a crumbling campaign;
Eric’s eroding support is plain.
@tonymess 🙇🏼 @tishaura

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura Bob & Allison carolled for Ted,
but they wound up w/ Eric instead.
This convivial group
to Trump’s level would stoop,
not that Cruz in that race ever led.
Since Bob put it in the public square,
they were all at least publicly there.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura Eric’s fortunes have sunk like a rock. Since his unrelenting crazy talk contains idiocy, every day voters flee this 🐍 oil salesman’s incessant squawk. Since ’16 he’s fallen so far: a pox on the #MissouriBar. Medical credentials Eric lacked as our schools w/ lawsuits he attacked.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura Erics Argumente: Schlangenkot. Dabei grinst er mit den Wangen rot als wäre er Hexe, da diese Eidechse dem Donald bleibt ewig devot. Generalstaatsanwalt: Zähne groß. Setz Dich bloß nicht zu ihm auf den Schoß. Vernaschen wollt’ er nur ’n Häppchen vom Opfer: sie hieß ja Rotkäppchen.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 His campaign growth’s among the slowest: for Schmitt enthusiasm’s lowest. He once rallied for Cruz, but in August he’ll lose; an unethical torpedoist used his office budget to campaign. Eric’s conflicts of interest are plain. @MoGov

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov His campaign growth’s among the slowest: for Schmitt enthusiasm’s lowest. He once rallied for Cruz, but in August he’ll lose; an unethical torpedoist used his office budget to campaign, despite conflicts of interest plain. His #mensrea slowly is showin’ — how it started ≠ goin’.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov With a tenuous grasp of the truth,
an untrustworthy #InternetSleuth
performed his own research
from his position’s perch but
his lies had grown long in the tooth
so he’s currently polling near third;
voters reject his hoaxes absurd.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov With a tenuous grasp of the truth,
an untrustworthy #InternetSleuth
performed his own research
from his position’s perch but
his lies had grown long in the tooth
so he’s currently polling near third;
voters reject his hoaxes absurd.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov With a tenuous grasp of the truth,
an untrustworthy #InternetSleuth
performed his own research
from his position’s perch but
his lies had grown long in the tooth
so he’s currently polling near third;
voters reject his hoaxes absurd.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov Making things up as he goes along,
Eric’s voter support isn’t strong.
Though DeSmet’s acclaimed grad
gave what little he had,
Eric’s arguments are proven wrong
every time that he loses in court —
his flawed logic few judges support.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov Eric’s campaign’s increasingly moot
for his lawsuits tarnished his repute.
As he @RoyBlunt’s seat chased,
state resources he’d waste, so
his campaign financing ain’t cute.
After Eric public funds misspent,
in the polls he “won” 15%.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov @RoyBlunt Eric’s negligence left folks #agape;
prosecution duties he’d escape
with this #copout to Mike.
It’s why voters dislike
failed officials who attempt to ape
an illusion of legal reform while
maintaining #Missouri’s sick norm.
@OIGatHHS @meaccoleman @Dogan4Rep @kclaurab @judylthomas

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov @RoyBlunt @OIGatHHS @meaccoleman @Dogan4Rep @kclaurab @judylthomas As for Ted (& Eric), an “attack”
prompted Tucker to make Ted backtrack. After Cruz had lost face
in the #Missouri race
he decided to endorse a hack: an
ex-Treasurer (now AG) Schmitt,
just a ladder-climbin’ hypocrite.
@January6thCmte

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov @RoyBlunt @OIGatHHS @meaccoleman @Dogan4Rep @kclaurab @judylthomas @January6thCmte Josh requested a round of applause
for a con man who violates laws.
Ladder-climbing’s his thing,
but Trump’s praises to sing has
become his most fateful of flaws.
He still dreams of a ’24 run;
his political future is done. ✊🏼🗳️👋🏼

@MizzouLaw ⚖️ @SenateDems

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov @RoyBlunt @OIGatHHS @meaccoleman @Dogan4Rep @kclaurab @judylthomas @January6thCmte @MizzouLaw @SenateDems “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid,” Trump muttered, once Josh his benefactor buttered up as heaven-sent 🙄 his campaign to augment. By 1/7, his outlook had spluttered. History this pair apart would pull! Sighed Josh: “We’ll always have the Capitol!”

@DickDurbin

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov @RoyBlunt @OIGatHHS @meaccoleman @Dogan4Rep @kclaurab @judylthomas @January6thCmte @MizzouLaw @SenateDems @DickDurbin Eric’s #dayjob he no more can shirk; it’s high time that Schmitt get back to work as a federal suit further mars his repute — like an illicit gov’t perk causing Eric’s deep plunge in the polls while neglecting his performance goals.

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov @RoyBlunt @OIGatHHS @meaccoleman @Dogan4Rep @kclaurab @judylthomas @January6thCmte @MizzouLaw @SenateDems @DickDurbin @jeremykohler Now (in closing) it somehow felt weird to see Ted again … w/o a beard. 😬 Has he not met w/ Schmitt in 6 years? That’s a bit of new data that Schmitt may have feared. In the past 6 years of Cruz’s crime, Eric hasn’t merited Ted’s time. #mosen 🤷🏼‍♂️ #cruzcrew

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov @RoyBlunt @OIGatHHS @meaccoleman @Dogan4Rep @kclaurab @judylthomas @January6thCmte @MizzouLaw @SenateDems @DickDurbin @jeremykohler Schmitt’s share of the polls is still dropping; his bogus lawsuits he’s not stopping. Public funds he would waste as Roy Blunt’s seat he chased, so donors now seem to be shopping between Vicky or possibly Long, since support for the AG ain’t strong.
#mosen

@tedcruz @scuds57 @tonymess @tishaura @Adam_Sommer85 @beedubyah1967 @BigElad @CaseyNolan @CoraFaith4MO @crystal_quade @DanMargolies @DougBeck562 @EFMoriarty @jzikah @LSR7 @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MissouriPress @mobarnews @MSTA @RepKeriIngle @RepMaxineWaters @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @MoGov @RoyBlunt @OIGatHHS @meaccoleman @Dogan4Rep @kclaurab @judylthomas @January6thCmte @MizzouLaw @SenateDems @DickDurbin @jeremykohler Notwithstanding best efforts from Mitch, citizens aren’t buying Eric’s pitch. ⚾️ While he’s stuck at home plate, donors nervously wait; some to Billy or Vicky will switch. Schmitt’s a liar and litigious lout, so we’re glad to see Eric rained out. 🌧 #mosen

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