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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

May 10, 2022, 7 tweets

@AShane303 @Eric_Schmitt @LucasKunceMO @EricGreitens @wiczipedia @mobarnews @ABAesq @MOMedicalAssn @TheJusticeDept The #wordsalad Eric is dressing
continues to produce distressing
and nonsensical claims.
Though Schmitt the system games,
negligence he should be confessing.
Upon reading his #gobbledygook,
people clearly see that he’s a kook.

@dhellingkc 🙏🏼 @DanMargolies

@AShane303 @Eric_Schmitt @LucasKunceMO @EricGreitens @wiczipedia @mobarnews @ABAesq @MOMedicalAssn @TheJusticeDept @dhellingkc @DanMargolies Diese gut dressierte Papagei kreischt auswendig seine Litanei aber redet nur Müll. Ein sinnloses Gebrüll übt der Anwalt in seiner Kanzlei, das es wiederzuverwerten gilt: zuzuhören ist keiner gewillt.
😴👀♻️ #mosen 👋🏼 @BigElad @MarkPedroli @chuckhatfield ⚖️

@AShane303 @Eric_Schmitt @LucasKunceMO @EricGreitens @wiczipedia @mobarnews @ABAesq @MOMedicalAssn @TheJusticeDept @dhellingkc @DanMargolies @BigElad @MarkPedroli @chuckhatfield Omas langweilige Tanzmusik eignet sich nicht für die Politik. 😴 Das Tanzbein zu schwingen kann niemals gelingen eingedenk fehlender Dynamik. Auf manche Wähler wirkte peinlich die Tanzdarbietung augenscheinlich. 🔜🕺👋🏼 @kayhoflander

@AShane303 @Eric_Schmitt @LucasKunceMO @EricGreitens @wiczipedia @mobarnews @ABAesq @MOMedicalAssn @TheJusticeDept @dhellingkc @DanMargolies @BigElad @MarkPedroli @chuckhatfield @kayhoflander A rational gov’t purpose
is what Eric lacks; to usurp is
Eric’s ultimate goal,
suing from County Cole. Yet
throughout #Missouri this twerp is
by true patriots widely reviled
for he reason and the law defiled.

#mosen @MoLawyersMedia

@AShane303 @Eric_Schmitt @LucasKunceMO @EricGreitens @wiczipedia @mobarnews @ABAesq @MOMedicalAssn @TheJusticeDept @dhellingkc @DanMargolies @BigElad @MarkPedroli @chuckhatfield @kayhoflander @MoLawyersMedia Mr. Schmitt to Washington won’t go
for #Missouri|ans already know
that this AG’s the worst.
Bogus suits he rehearsed as a
vehicle for campaign dough. 🤑
Because voters this cretin can’t trust
Eric’s race is #JeffCityorBust.

@LeaderMcConnell 👀 @auctnr1 🤠

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