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May 21, 2022, 19 tweets

How The #BlackCaucus Reacts to Buffalo -A THREAD : Lets take a look shall we:

1/Recovering QVC addict, and Immigration sympathizer Lucy Goosey @RepLucyMcBath says: it MUST not continue. Gee, Lucy McBath don’t you make the law? All it takes is one of you to write it.

2/The Most #Corrupt #Congressman (yes, it’s a real thing, Google it) Slickster and Portabella suit wearing Gregory Meeks @RepGregoryMeeks is disgusted and wishes the survivors a speedy recovery. He's with you buffalo... except when writing a bill to protect you.

3/Plantation Hat, Skee-Wee, OoH-Oop, Geriatric City Girl @RepFredricaWilson didn’t have time. Her last tweet around May 14th was about #Haitians and how we need to support them, she was AWOL when they were getting paws put on them at the border tho.

4/Costco Sized Bootlick and avid WishDotCom Wig Buyer, Valdez Venita Demmings @RepValDemmings had no time for you spla-boos (Michael Jacksons favorite word for kewns) in Buffalo. Her last posts are talking about baby formula and honoring fallen race soldiers at Police Week.

5/Americas Favorite Sassy Boiled Egg and Word Salad Engineer, #AyannaPressley @AyannaPressley thinks White supremacy is EVIL and congress must act to save lives. #BreakingNews: Ayanna IS in congress aaaand didn’t mention black people. Do we need some mirrors up at the capitol?

6/Suspected Somolian Tether and Left Wing Babble Mouthpiece, Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN Thinks that this is NOT NORRRMALLLL!!!! and want’s to know when we are going to take this serious. Well, maybe she should get with @AyannaPressley for a #AntiBlackRacism bill.. Like, DUHHH??

7/Arch Nemesis to @ninaturner and Ex-Six Flags Funnel Cake Maker, Shontel Brown @RepShontelBrown is horrified. HORRRIFIED!!! She let's us know that Bloodshed is on the rise and imma pray for you tho, and yes no mention about Black People.

8/Retired Diabetes commercial spokesman, and Ex-Mens Warehouse Model, Al Lawson @RepAlLawson just wants you to HEAL gotdammit from this tragedy. His heart is currently traveling via Delta One, to the families, which he can’t even muster up an acknowledgment of their blackness.

9/Janky Hairline Swirler, and Ex-Credit Karma Analyst, Antonio Delgado is offering Prayers and thoughts. He believes we must do more to address gun violence. Well, I think he’s got a lot of support in his colleagues. Couldn’t mention Black or WS tho…

10/Supreme, End of the Video Game Butter Biscuit eating MASTER, and fish fry enthusiast @WhipClyburn want's yoll to stop EFFIN' with him. He want's us to push past all of it.

11/Boochie Cat Enthusiast and frequent Container Store shopper @SenBooker just grieves for you, GRIEVES! Says Congress must act! Meanwhile, Cory is congress. Him and @RepBowman were baby shower excited about introducing the Crown Act. Where is the bill for #AntiBlackRacism

12/Pastor Venmo Staks AKA @ReverendWarnock's heart is aching. He want's GAWWWWWD! to be with you. Black People put him over the top in Georgia, and look at that. Can't even say black.

13/Sassy Auntie Maxine, @RepMaxineWaters who just got back from having cocktails at the "Threaded Needle" with @JeniferLewis , can't fix dem lips to say just BLACK. She's got to shoehorn other groups into it.

14/Sexual Harassment Bounty Hunter and #StopAsianHate hotline operator @NewYorkStateAG Letitia James, just said thoughts and prayers now avoid the area and stuff like that.

15/Apartment intercom specialist and Ex-Cashier at the Jamaican Restaurant (who won't give you oxtail gravy on your rice,) @RepJeffries said F*ck you all, this redistricting stuff is gonna have me unemployed. He mentions black only when its to his benefit and his benefit only.

16/BLM Activist, Kingdom Embassy International Church founder and Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuit Enthusiast @RepCori had no time for you. We gotta talk about the babies!

This is what they think about you. They cant even say black. It's clear as day and If you don't see it now, you will suffer at your own peril. #B1

Support @Marcel4Congress He's setting the Standard!

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