Mumsnet: Why should we believe anything you say, when it is proven that you're a habitual liar?
Boris Johnson: Well..I..err..first of all..aaa........
#JohnsonOut #PlatinumJubilee
Mumsnet: As a teacher I would lose my job if I broke the law, why doesn't the same apply to the prime minister?
Boris Johnson: It felt like a work event
#Partygate #PlatinumJubilee
Johnson: It would not be responsible to resign
Mumsnet: You've lost the trust of the people
Johnson: Let's see about that
#JohnsonTheCorruptPM #PlatinumJubilee
Johnson: I was saying goodbye to colleagues
Mumsnet: Was it more important to hold leaving drinks for a colleague than to attend a funeral for loved ones?
Johnson: I understand how that questioner feels
#JohnsonLiedPeopleDied #PlatinumJubilee
Mumsnet: How can we trust you to make the right decisions for cost of living crisis?
Johnson: I talk to my constituents
Mumsnet: Your constituent says you don't do surgeries any more
Johnson: I talk to my constituents as much as I can
#JohnsonLies #PlatinumJubilee
Mumsnet: What is the last lie you told?
Johnson: aa..I..I..I..I..I try to..aa..be as..committed as I can
#JohnsonTheCorruptPM #PlatinumJubilee
Mumsnet: Do you even realise you've jeopardised peace in NI?
Johnson: The NI protocol is not functioning well, I negotiated the protocol
#JohnsonOut #PlatinumJubilee
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