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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Jun 23, 2022, 29 tweets

@Eric_Schmitt Eric’s campaign is long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. 🎵 #mosen 🎶 @jeffroe #SchmittList @erictrump

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump To help brighten your day (if you’re blue), I’ve seen fit to add a sneak preview of Schmitt’s 22 tunes. Each one squarely lampoons the ineptitude of his sad crew. They’re listed in alphabet’s order; each tune makes this campaign grow shorter.

@andrewleppert @ivankatrump @SoCoGOP

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need #RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.

@hawleymo

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO 1a/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient he would need #RublesRoy in D.C. to succeed.
@RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ 2/ Like Schmitt’s polling, #AutumnLeaves will fall. Medicine? He knows nothing at all. He wants people to chafe: keep #Missouri unsafe. Any recovery he’d forestall w/ more tirades against using masks. In publicity this AG basks.

@kimguilfoyle @govparsonmo

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO 3/ From our medical reality,
Schmitt chose D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Robinson he’d enforce
upon schools; his divorce
from the basics of virology
clarify he’s inciting a hoax, poor
#Missouri health outcomes to coax.

@kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue 4/ Airborne pathogens no one can see. A request: #DontStandSoCloseToMe lest we both shake or cough. Even Vic Nabokov would’ve balked at this ill jamboree. Excess proximity truly sickens; our hospitals’ demise it quickens. @RepRaskin

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin 5/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. 📸 Daytime would find him at pressers with Paxton. Cameras roll; voter interest is small.”

#mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 😴 @txag
@MoLegDems 🗽 @MoSenDems

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov 6/ The AG’s wasteful lawsuits abound; he still needs to turn this rig around. #FortyAcres will do for his hullabaloo but his Senate race is losing ground. He expected fast driving from here, yet his rig is stuck in 2nd gear.

@laraleatrump @donaldjtrumpjr

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 7/
Eric’s lawsuits make people unwell;
his campaign’s on a #highwaytohell.
Schmitt won’t cover his mouth 😷
so his polling heads south. 🔜🗳️👋🏼
It explains his desperation’s smell.
With his prior reputation tossed
Eric’s race he has already lost.
@erictrump

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 8/ Voters told Schmitt to #HitTheRoadJack once he filed suits our schools to attack. With disaster in store as his polls near the floor, it’s grown clear that an empathy lack predisposed this attorney to lose; voters like him even less than Cruz. 👋🏼 #mosen

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 9/ In court Schmitt gets no satisfaction; his arguments seldom gain traction. Every bogus lawsuit lessens Eric’s repute; a judge denied Eric class action so he had to sue schools one-by-one complicating his weak Senate run. @ShowMe

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe 10/ Many lawsuits to fight Schmitt was keen. Many a lobbyist limousine he would co-pilot too, every law to undo. Filing lawsuits for cameras to preen hadn’t helped Schmitt get anything done. 📸 Often #hefoughtthelaw — the law won.

@BigElad ⚖️ @MarkPedroli

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia 12/ Éric Schmitt? Il ne regrette rien et sa candidature ne va bien. Au boulot il s’allonge, n’écrit que des mensonges mais préfère tous les mots autrichiens. Son programme électorale est vide. Au beau bourg de Glendale il réside.

@tonymess 🙏🏼 @rayhartmann

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