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Jul 17, 2022, 19 tweets

Yahan bhi #NDTV ke saath game khel gaya koi!
But good news is that the World Famous WhatsApp University is considering awarding 'Student of the Year' trophy to #NDTV!
Congrats!!
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Ethics?
Correct Perspective?

Ye kaun bola, Hainji?
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#NDTV

Pata nahi kyon log aise Bullshit wale meme bana dete hain bechare #NDTV ke liye ..

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Oops .. Galti se fake news chala gaya .. Phir Se!!
#NDTV

Aap chronology samajhiye!
Bechare #NDTV ke itne bure din chal rahe hain ki ek reporter bhi na bhej sake check karne ke liye ki showroom par hamla hua tha ya WhatsApp par!
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(PS: Do check out the time stamps on both tweets!)

There was a hit song once .. 'Khullam Khulla Pyar Karenge ..'
Now replace the word 'Pyar' with the word 'Propaganda'!
How else can you explain this graphic, hainji?
#NDTV!

Magsaysay Award Praapt #NDTV ke STAR Kalaakaar itne busy rehte hain, ki Time Magazine ka cover page check karne ka bhi time nahi milta!

Unrelated, but I don't know why, lekin 'Hamdard ka Tonic Cinkara' wali ad yaad aa gayi ye tweet likhte likhte!
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^^
Oh sorry, Patrakaar ki jagah galti se Kalaakaar likh diya #NDTV wale saheb ko!
But talking about 'Saheb', inke ek self-confessed terrorist murderer ko bhi 'Saheb' kehkar izzat dena apne aap mein ekdum anokhi kalaa hai!

Refer three tweets above.
Looks like #NDTV did tweet the correct graphic, although they decided to change the way they presented the data because .. well .. 'original' graphic mein dikhaye dandey thode se upar-neeche ho jate agar usko hee theek karte toh!
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Kuchh bhi kaho, lekin CONFIDENCE ke poore number hain #NDTV waalon ke!
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On a serious note, I think I read the word 'responsible', as 'reprehensible' instead!
I sincerely apologize to #NDTV for doubting their commitment to responsible and high standard journalism 🙏

DAMMIT!
Galat bachchi ko salaam kar diya!
#NDTV
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Step 1: Tweet fake news from Harvard Madam's favourite WhatsApp University
Step 2: Get called out for tweeting fake news
Step 3: Delete fake news wala tweet
Step 4: BLOCK the person trying to correct your facts!

I think these steps should be formalized in a Toolkit, no?

#NDTV!

OTTERI!!
Bengal mein naya Chief Minister aa gaya aur unke yahan ED ki raid bhi ho gayi lekin kisi ko pata hee nahi chala!!
#NDTV!

DAMMIT .. That bleddy 'HARVARD INCIDENT' won't even let the aspiring #NDTV Professor Saheba celebrate April Fools Day without deleting a tweet or two hundred!
On the contrary, one could say she has had enough April Fools experience to last her a lifetime, no?
#JustAsking!

Talking about the 'Ghost of Harvard', ye saala kabhi bhi aakar #NDTV ka April Fool bana deta hai!
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Doomsday Predictions, courtesy #NDTV and the 'experts' (such as the one in the tweet above) who help them make these are generally tend to fall flat on their face fairly consistently, I'd say!
Of course, they delete those reports later, even if they are from syndicated feeds!

I doubt anyone at #NDTV replied to this query by Shri @scarysouthpaw Ji!

Well, we have already chronicled earlier in this thread that 'FACTUAL REPORTING' seems to be a relative term, atleast in the good offices of #NDTV!
This observation by @KanchanGupta Ji is merely a more current manifestation of that!

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