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Jul 21, 2022, 34 tweets

Joseph Cuffari is about to be a household name 🧵

months-long delay by DHS IG will hamper forensic recovery of Secret Service texts which is *the point* of tfg-installed Cuffari

I smell wafting aroma of obstruction coming from the kitchen

many of Cuffari's cover-ups are DIRECTLY CONNECTED to tfg's Secret Service bestie Tony Ornato

@carrybeyond @DavidManOnFire @MelissaJPeltier @loonyberg @TeresaCCarter2 @100FrogLegs @BaddCompani @HunterJCullen

[ pardon me as I stitch together mob-threads ]

VIOLENT gassing of George Floyd protestors (to clear path for Short-fingered Vulgarian) implicates Cuffari Ornato Ivanka *and* Bill Barr btw

writer's note: deleted previous tweet for imprecise word-choice

moving on.

Cuffari SUPPRESSED probe of Secret Service's Lafayette Square ratf**kery

POOF 💨 gone

pogo.org/investigation/…

bowing to whims of insecure narcissist & fake-strongman, Ornato also facilitated TOTALLY UNNECESSARY sealed-vehicle joyride

Cuffari blocked that investigation too.

POOF 💨 gone

Yam Tits purging IGs in favor of chosen-henchfolk was its own Constitutional crisis

media: "aww u guys he's new at this"

Cuffari received whistleblower complaint April '20 and proceeded to stuff it in his underwear

lying on CVs is very maga.

h/t @arapaho415

@arapaho415 cut to today and we have MULTIPLE *ongoing* Secret Service-related scandals

- deleted texts
- enriching TCF
- lying
- coverups
- CORRUPT oversight

and Pence refusing to get in the car

@arapaho415 Cuffari Ornato & TFG's (lack of better term) *complementary* actions suggest imo we have ANOTHER conspiracy on our hands

IOW Drumpf's 187 minutes of inaction were enabled by multiple agency operatives

@RepStephMurphy lays it out

@arapaho415 @RepStephMurphy Cuffari is a Jan Brewer operative proving NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM JAN BREWER

Joseph V. Cuffari is still, today, DHS IG

/end

CODA: how did KNOWN LEADER of violent militia get through Secret Service checks to waltz in tfg's mob White House to strategize? h/t @stacysloan25

@stacysloan25 BREAKING UPDATE: the shizzle be going DOWN

h/t @TeresaCCarter2

CODA 2: DHS normalizing OAN operative @christina_bobb is at least tangentially related to mob-corruption in that agency h/t @kim

CODA 2.1: @ericgarland's Christina Bobb thread is glorious

Russian-intel property and key Jan 6 operational cog

what did Cuffari/Ornato/tfg know and when

h/t @Loveon999 @TeresaCCarter2

CODA 3: Jessica Watkins leads me to ask "WTAFF is wrong with you, Secret Service"

h/t @satirehat @ChrisJustice01

bostonherald.com/2021/02/21/oat…

UPDATE 2: MAKE HIS B*TCH ASS FAMOUS: #JosephCuffari

h/t @SaysDana

UPDATE 3: WE NEED SPECIAL COMMISSION TO ROOT OUT/BANISH EMBEDDED TFG OPERATIVES IN GOVT

like, tomorrow. h/t @Buckleup36

@Buckleup36 CODA 4: you guys! nice job making Tony Ornato trend

23k tweets seems like a lot 👀

CODA 4.1: hardcore followers know I done been screaming about Mr. Ornato *for a year*

just saying.

CODA 5: lucky for us Secret Service texts will eventually be recovered

well said, @HC_Richardson

UPDATE 4: Ornato & other agents hiring private lawyers = realization that 💩 'bout to hit fans h/t @SaysDana

since their malfeasance is Yam Tits-connected I hope their lawyers are ready to get their own attorneys when needed

UPDATE 4.1: if name of tfg's SUV driver tripped and fell in my DMs I'd not be mad #hint

CUFFARI UPDATE 5: was Council of Inspectors General taking a nap during tfg's mob-regime? washingtonpost.com/national-secur…

let's stick a 📌 in that question for later; per scoop machine @CarolLeonnig & @mariasacchetti Democratic chairs are petitioning that exec-branch agency to ixnay Cuffari

no yea that seems smart.
washingtonpost.com/national-secur…

..:: taps mic ::..

Cuffari's criminal probe had convenient effect of HALTING internal search for texts 👀

yep, that makes me trés cranky.

@TeresaCCarter2 @DavidManOnFire @HunterJCullen @loonyberg @gal_suburban @carrybeyond @100FrogLegs @UROCKlive1 @SaysDana @MelissaJPeltier

@TeresaCCarter2 @DavidManOnFire @HunterJCullen @loonyberg @gal_suburban @carrybeyond @100FrogLegs @UROCKlive1 @SaysDana @MelissaJPeltier asking respectfully @CarolLeonnig: have any of your sources characterized Cuffari's decision to launch a criminal probe as being suspicious or obstruction-motivated?

fact-seeking IGs would want those texts recovered ASAP come hell/high water

BREAKING UPDATE 6: HOW TF DOES CUFFARI STILL HAVE A JOB

✍🏻 @CarolLeonnig @mariasacchetti

washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/07…

@CarolLeonnig @mariasacchetti Secret Service floated "device switching" lie when story first broke; cut to today and devices got wiped **DHS-wide**? or was it just 1/6-implicated DHS goons?

need to explain ALL OF IT under oath.

CODA 2.2: as we all know by now DHS is a crime scene thanks to Joseph Cuffari

but OANN goon (and former DHS underling) Christina Bobb is still, today, "representing" Casino Mobster

Bobb signed FBI receipt for recovered docs 😅😂

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