Alan Dershowitz, protector of Ghislaine Maxwell's clients' list, has rushed to the defense of Steve Bannon, saying he did not get a fair trial. Dershowitz says that SCOTUS needs to resolve this issue and he wonders why nobody at Martha's Vineyard wants to play with him?!
I'm just relieved that his "underwear stayed on"..🙄
Susteren went from MSNBC to Newsmax?! WTF
Here's a question. What do you think would happen to ANY of us if we ignored a subpoena?
As long as we pay taxes, there's no caste system, even if you hobnob with criminals in their Florida home.
BTW, if you find any Alan D memes, free parking for it on this thread
"Some old lady with no teeth gave me my massage, now buzz off!"
Anyone in Martha's Vineyard when Alan tries to talk to them:
Is the voice of the great George Takei....
"Oh, my!"
They all "lie"?~
"Hi Larry. Can we at least talk"
-No. You're disgusting
AS IF you need yet ANOTHER reason to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm!
The Three Tenors
Playing only on FOX!
WTH!!!!
In addition to rejecting facts, Alan also boycotts toothbrushes toothpaste and dentists. 🤢
Okay, education time!
Sorry. We need a bigger board for Super-Schmeckle, Ted Cruz
And always remember:
A chazer bleipt a chazer!
Shit! Who trims his brows, Edward Scissorhands?!😬
Kellyanne also could be farbissiner
"Pssst, Alan here. That stuff I keep saying I didn't do...well I did it. Let's keep it between us"
If Alan is going to represent Bannon, he best move fast!
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