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@smc429
Jul 23, 2022 • 24 tweets • 5 min read • Read on X
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Alan Dershowitz, protector of Ghislaine Maxwell's clients' list, has rushed to the defense of Steve Bannon, saying he did not get a fair trial. Dershowitz says that SCOTUS needs to resolve this issue and he wonders why nobody at Martha's Vineyard wants to play with him?!
I'm just relieved that his "underwear stayed on"..🙄 Image
rawstory.com/steve-bannon-2…
Susteren went from MSNBC to Newsmax?! WTF
Here's a question. What do you think would happen to ANY of us if we ignored a subpoena?
As long as we pay taxes, there's no caste system, even if you hobnob with criminals in their Florida home.
BTW, if you find any Alan D memes, free parking for it on this thread
"Some old lady with no teeth gave me my massage, now buzz off!" Image
Anyone in Martha's Vineyard when Alan tries to talk to them:

Is the voice of the great George Takei....
"Oh, my!"
They all "lie"?~ Image
#Bonding Image
#BeBest Image
"Hi Larry. Can we at least talk"

-No. You're disgusting

AS IF you need yet ANOTHER reason to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm!
The Three Tenors
Playing only on FOX! Image
WTH!!!! Image
In addition to rejecting facts, Alan also boycotts toothbrushes toothpaste and dentists. 🤢 Image
Okay, education time! Image
Sorry. We need a bigger board for Super-Schmeckle, Ted Cruz
And always remember:
A chazer bleipt a chazer!
Shit! Who trims his brows, Edward Scissorhands?!😬
Kellyanne also could be farbissiner
"Pssst, Alan here. That stuff I keep saying I didn't do...well I did it. Let's keep it between us" Image
If Alan is going to represent Bannon, he best move fast! Image

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Sep 2
During a DC hearing, Matt Gaetz bragged that he had self-adopted an underage boy and nobody said a word.

Since when does anyone "self-adopt" a child. That's called kidnapping and nobody (even on our side) said a word. That's inexcusable. We don't self-adopt in America. That's why there's so much child abuse.
I'm getting a little tired of how this DOJ treats sex offenders in America.

Everyone knows that Greenberg cooperated with the DOJ re Matt Gaetz's sex trafficking accusations. I believe it happened the way he said. DOJ dropped the case after 3 years of investigating Gaetz and Ethics picked it RIGHT BACK UP and punted it back to him. People are saying "someone is cooperating, now." Someone was cooperating, before. Unfortunately, it looks like we'll have to wait for a new DOJ to look into Gaetz, because sex crimes isn't as important as going against Matt's powerful father. Also FBI... they're not even cracking open rape kits in police stations across America, especial the ones that come from women of color.
What a pathetic way to treat females.
Democrats: Child abuse isn't partisan. Someone said they self-adopted and you did nothing and didn't say one word. Want more? Read Mike Johnson's article about how he adopted a black boy. He brought Michael in his home without going through the correct channels and threw him out on the street when his wife moved in. he was arrested 13 times after that. I don't ever want to hear someone bragging from DC that they were able to self-adopt.
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Aug 24
Last night, Trump Tweeted, "What gives Harris the right to run?"

Let's ask this, instead: What gives Trump, convicted rapist, who hasn't even returned the Classified intel he stole while faking his own assassination attempt resulting in 2 dead people, the right to run for the highest office in America?
Look at the picture they used!😅😅😅😅 Image
HE IS SO WEIRD. Who wears tanner but doesn't tan their EARS. He looks like he stuck plastic white ears on.
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Aug 23
I saw that last night Weirdo was typing in caps that he WILL PROTECT WOMEN?

Trump is a fucking convicted rapist who was on the Epstein Flights (thanks for nothing, media) SEVEN TIMES. Are people nuts? A rapist doesn't protect women.
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Yes, MAGA. He was convicted or rape before you start screaming like banshees, again to protect the reputation of your Lord and Saviour! Image
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Jul 21
The man sitting at the head of this table is Jason Miller. He performed an abortion on his unsuspecting mistress with an abortion pill laced Smoothie when she refused to abort the baby. She ended up in a coma. Look at all the big "Pro-Life" power players sitting at his table, knowing what he did and not giving a shit.
Why won't the media report what Jason Miller did?
They've interviewed him a billion times and not a peep. He lost the slander case in court, so what gives?Image

He lost the case in court. Where's the media?vanityfair.com/news/2021/05/t…
Kristen Welker and Dana Bash had lunch with them to celebrate Ron DeSantis ending his candidacy.
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Jul 16
Trump went golfing the morning after the 'attack' with nothing covering his ear, showing no visible injuries.
He showed up at the RNC with a Stay Free Mini Pad coving a tiny section of his ear which would show there's no injuries and it isn't beyond suspicious?
The shooter had his signs all over his lawn. Why would he try to kill him? Isn't it possible he was manipulated? He was mentally troubled as fuck. Think about it.
People were able to snap a photo of this guy but SS missed it? Oh please. Image
Riiiiight? Image
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Jun 24
Where does it say in Americans law that those over a certain income are allowed to blow off subpoenas?
This has become common practice. There are too many rich criminals treating them as suggestions while we'll be arrested for doing the same thing.

Where's the law manager? I'll be a Karen if I have to.
Leo and Crow were subpoenaed to explain what they did with SCOTUS and they told Durbin to fuck off.
That was the end of it? HOW? Is that a written law, if not, indict them. Mo Brooks wearing body armor to 1/6 blew off a subpoena but you can't.
Please tell Durbin to stop tweeting about anything other than SCOTUS. He has to pass the torch. He said he HOPES they come around. News Flash: They are not going to come around.
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