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Aug 9, 2022, 19 tweets

This Week In Trump 1/

Let's do a little Threadie... Did you notice that our Toddler-In-Chief is having one of the worst weeks of any person in history? It almost seems like the gods of justice have decided to play Karma on little Trumpo? Trump so sad! So sad, Trumpo!
#LockHimUp

This Week In Trump 2/

Superficially the Alex Jones '#IntimateMessages' shocker seems not to hit Trump. Alex was such a two-bit carnival barker, he was not even photographed in presense of any of the Jan 6th 'big boys' while Alex was THERE... (with a megaphone no less)

This Week In Trump 3/

Alex Jones was sending 'Intimate Messages' to his lover, The Girl With The Nixon Tattoo. Roger Stone tried to proclaim for the religlious bigly crowd, that they were praying together

Hahaha

We now found out that Jones sent nude pics of his wife to Roger

This Week In Trump 4/

The Alex Jones phone messages are now with Jan 6th Committee and with Dept of Justice. It includes texts discussing Jan 6th criming. It means SOME who were part of the crimes will be in rush to flip now, while there is a deal to be had

This Week In Trump 5/

Roger Stone needs to flip, because he was involved selling Presidential pardons

I estimated the raw total of prison time volatile mineral The Rogerstone will face, is about 700 years. Yes. This dude got a pardon, now faces 700 years. Roger fears prison.

This Week In Trump 6/

Whether Roger Stone flips or not, it now pushes the OTHER pardon-peddlers to rush to flip. That is at least Jared the Bone-Saw Boy, and the chair of the AGA, American Gargoyle Association, Rep Gosar (seen here smiling for cameras). Possibly also Kellyanne

This Week In Trump 7/

That MIGHT explain why Trump suddenly attacked Kellyanne just in past days.

Trump faces yes 700 years in prison for selling Presidential pardons. Alex Jones's texts set this snowball rolling into an avalanche taking out Trump

This Week In Trump 8/

Then there is the raid of Mar-A-Lago. This is the theft of federal documents. That sends criminals to prison including of course Trump. This is modest prison time measured in years, not centuries, but still. FBI took the evidence, it is a slam dunk case

This Week In Trump 9/

There was something in Trump's safe that was not part of this crime. That is why Trump is whining about the Feds taking the contents of his safe

So there is yet another crime he will be convicted of (but it could be related to pardons or Jan 6th or taxes)

This Week In Trump 10/

There is a federal judge who approved raid of Trump's home because there is evidence of a federal crime there (stolen documents). The FBI found (at least some of) the documents & retrieved them. This means Trump goes to prison for this (too)

This Week In Trump 11/

You think that is bad?

Trump's OWN ATTORNEYS have been telling Trump that Mark Meadows has flipped. And Mark did not flip about feeding Trump some documents to eat. Mark flipped about Jan 6th. He has to confess burning documents too, of course

This Week In Trump 12/

We do not know that Trump's last White House Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows has flipped. If he has, it is the end to Trump & most of his Trumpomobsters. Mark knew almost everything

But Trump's OWN LAWYERS think that Mark has flipped. I'll take that as a yes

This Week In Trump 13/

If Mark Meadows has flipped, he testifies to all of Trump's role in planning Jan 6th. Mark was there literally from first meeting with the Russian General Flynn & the Diet Dutchess of Dr Pepper, the Kraken Lady Sidney Powell. Jan 6th is a century of prison

This Week In Trump 14/

You think that is bad? Jan 6th trials are YEARS away. What Trump fears most of all, is to be exposed as a #Debtonaire. The Tax fraud criminal trial in New York. It has moved to his accountant trial, Weisselberg (grand larceny & tax fraud for Allen)...

This Week In Trump 15/

Out of the blue, Trump declared that 'everybody says Don Jr is going to prison'

NOBODY has said that Butthead Trump is heading to prison for many MONTHS. Why is Trump making this bizarre statement? Because Idiot Son Number 1 has flipped against Dad, in NY

This Week In Trump 16/

Trump knew that Ivanka had flipped against Trump in NY Tax fraud. Trump held hope that it would not convict Trump, if his accountant stayed loyal to Trump. If Don Jr has flipped, it makes no difference what Weisselberg says or does. Trump is fucked

This Week In Trump 17/

The FASTEST way to take Trump to prison is NY Tax Fraud (and NY tax crimes cannot be pardoned by any future US President). This trial is further along than Trump's extortion of Qatar (= Tom Barrack trial). FAR FAR ahead of Georgia election meddling

This Week In Trump 18/

When Trump tells us that Don Jr is going to prison, it is for NY Taxes. It was after Butthead Trump testified under oath AND DID NOT PLEAD THE FIFTH. Junior has confessed (as has Ivanka). It means their trials take 1 day. This takes Trump to prison FASTER

This Week In Trump 19/

In one week Trump learned Alex Jones has burned Roger Stone, the pardons crimes

FBI raided Mar-A-Lago (document theft)

Mark Meadows has flipped = Jan 6th

And Don Jr has confessed, likely flipped = NY Taxes

Oh, Trumpo so sad! So sad Trumpo!
#LockHimUp

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