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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Sep 29, 2022, 20 tweets

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq Although funded at taxpayer cost
Eric’s posturing can still exhaust.
With #freetime on his hands
for new campaign grandstands
Eric’s past reputation he lost
once he chose theatrics to rehearse
by abusing the taxpayer’s purse.
@EllenLWeintraub @SeanJCooksey

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub Eric Schmitt works for the gov’t;
public funds he improperly spent.
His trip to #HoltsSummit
let confidence plummet
in this overly litigious gent.
Always seeking more publicity
this AG lacks authenticity. 📸
@EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard
@SeanJCooksey

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey AG Schmitt: a lawyer we don’t need.
His own office budget dry he’d bleed
bogus suits to rehearse
as his repute grew worse
while his authority he’d exceed. His
tax-financed trip to #HoltsSummit
his credibility let plummet. #mosen
@buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO Eric’s campaign low interest enjoyed after he lawsuits overemployed in the primary race Blunt’s Senate seat to chase. His theatrics taxpayers annoyed: one ad Eric filmed in #HoltsSummit his credibility let plummet. 👎🏼 @MOEthics @scf

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics Eric Schmitt works for the gov’t;
public funds he improperly spent.
His trip to #HoltsSummit
let confidence plummet
in the overly litigious gent.
Always seeking more publicity
this AG lacks authenticity. 📸
@AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @scf

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF Eric’s fighting to save his campaign for he’d chosen his budget to drain after lawsuits absurd made us distrust his word. Never had he bothered to explain why he opted tax dollars to waste as an open Senate seat he chased. @RoyBlunt

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt Eric’s effort never was enough. Truth be told, his campaigning is rough. On his horn Eric toots filing #frivoloussuits so his funds were cut by Mr. Hough. Less respected than Hawley or Cruz, Eric can’t fill Claire McCaskill’s shoes.

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt Eric’s effort never was enough. Truth be told his campaigning is rough. 😬 Filing #frivoloussuits, on his horn Eric toots so his funds were cut by @lincolnhough. Dumber than @hawleymo or @tedcruz, Eric can’t fill @clairecmc’s shoes.

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt @lincolnhough @HawleyMO @tedcruz @clairecmc With his unpopularity plain, now deflating is Eric’s campaign as he scores low support. Eric sold voters short after opting his budget to drain — in exchange for “free” publicity. 📸 Wasting tax funds? His complicity. 👀 @dscc @nrsc

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt @lincolnhough @HawleyMO @tedcruz @clairecmc @dscc @NRSC Eric once had been an auctioneer but his Senate campaign had made clear that the voters would bail on this #lawyerforsale: bogus lawsuits had failed to endear him to taxpayers in #Missouri who had funded his publicity. 📸 #mosen 👀 @auctnr1 @donaldjtrumpjr

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt @lincolnhough @HawleyMO @tedcruz @clairecmc @dscc @NRSC @auctnr1 @DonaldJTrumpJr Eric’s #selfmarketing can annoy, yet the limelight he seems to enjoy. No success could he catch at a failed ⚾️ match in #Missouri against Illinois. As his suits fail again & again he files more to shore up his campaign. @DougBeck562

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt @lincolnhough @HawleyMO @tedcruz @clairecmc @dscc @NRSC @auctnr1 @DonaldJTrumpJr @DougBeck562 Eric’s #selfmarketing can annoy, yet the limelight he seems to enjoy. No success could he catch at a failed ⚾️ match in #Missouri against Illinois. As his suits fail again & again, he files more to shore up his campaign. 🤔 @BigElad

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt @lincolnhough @HawleyMO @tedcruz @clairecmc @dscc @NRSC @auctnr1 @DonaldJTrumpJr @DougBeck562 @BigElad Expensive frivolous lawsuit scams made Schmitt less popular than the Rams. Eric filed each lawsuit on his own horn to toot such that #GreitensLieutenant just clams up on Schmitt’s prestidigitation, filed against a sovereign nation. @tonymess @mattfranck 🗽

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt @lincolnhough @HawleyMO @tedcruz @clairecmc @dscc @NRSC @auctnr1 @DonaldJTrumpJr @DougBeck562 @BigElad @tonymess @mattfranck Criticism this lawyer would take once he came to be seen as a fake. Schmitt’s disturbing delay to #ShutDownAgape, plus the suits filed for his campaign’s sake, became two primary reasons why the AG’s an unpopular guy. @ExposingAgape

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt @lincolnhough @HawleyMO @tedcruz @clairecmc @dscc @NRSC @auctnr1 @DonaldJTrumpJr @DougBeck562 @BigElad @tonymess @mattfranck @ExposingAgape Schmitt decided, tax dollars to spend upon lawsuits. His devious end? To gain publicity. Who would pay? #Missouri citizens, so Schmitt cannot defend bogus lawsuits he filed at state cost; taxpayer patience he grew to exhaust. @MoGov

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt @lincolnhough @HawleyMO @tedcruz @clairecmc @dscc @NRSC @auctnr1 @DonaldJTrumpJr @DougBeck562 @BigElad @tonymess @mattfranck @ExposingAgape @MoGov Every #frivolouslawsuit fell flat
any time folks saw Eric at bat.
Schmitt’s credentials were dissed
with each action dismissed
so this unlikeable bureaucrat,
who decided #publicschools to sue,
his theatrics chose to overdo.
🍎 @LSR7

@Eric_Schmitt @JennaEllisEsq @EllenLWeintraub @ShanaMBroussard @SeanJCooksey @buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO @MOEthics @AuditorGalloway @ELZiegler @travisfitzwater @SCF @RoyBlunt @lincolnhough @HawleyMO @tedcruz @clairecmc @dscc @NRSC @auctnr1 @DonaldJTrumpJr @DougBeck562 @BigElad @tonymess @mattfranck @ExposingAgape @MoGov @LSR7 @joehatley @TXAG @jeremykohler #Missouri deserves better than Schmitt and his insincere attorney bit. With his vanity plain, Eric’s boring campaign came to lag after the hypocrite every day on his own horn would toot, filing each new frivolous lawsuit. @mobarnews

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