π€ Angell π€
Among fans of Idol Park Jimin, six Twitter accounts have become infamous. Known as the Swat Team, they have made it their mission to shut down antis, mantis and delulus. But unbeknownst to the six, their most persistent troll is secretly their beloved idol
#OT7Poly
Hiii everyone, itβs officially #JiminDay (well it is in Australia) and I wanted to celebrate! And what better way to do that then to write a chaotic, poly OT7 social media AU? I donβt think one exists! Iβll drop the first tweets when I wake up tomorrow and keep posting throughout
the day so donβt forget to bookmark, like, rt and qrt as I go! Iβm trying to release it all in the next 24 hours but I am working for like 9 hours of that so π¬ it may be spotty but Iβll keep posting! Why Jiminβs birthday isnβt an international public holiday I donβt know.
GROUND RULES:
π€ I only half pay attention to time, if it doesnβt make sense, just ignore
π€ Hair colours is the same deal
π€ Please donβt take this too seriously, I love Jimin with all my heart and anything written by characters that are antis or trolls is obviously not true
π€ This is really just an excuse to write a OT6 smothering Jimin with love and compliments. Itβs what he deserves and they are 100% right all the time.
π€I swear all the time and this fic is gay as hell, if thatβs a problem get out π
See you guys in like⦠six hours!
A quick profile preview for the road π€
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Good morning everyone! Happy Jimin day!
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This part was physically painful to write, like it must take SO MUCH energy to be this delusional.
PROFILES PART ONE
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Jinnie π started out as the softest stan account posting βhad a bad day, send Jimin picsβ twice a week before descending into chaos and starting to make the most unhinged threads. Is there a non-sensical meme going around? Balme him
PROFILES PART TWO
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Yoon π An unapologetic hard stan who will never let Kitty Gang Jimin go. He knows every smutty Jimin fic in existence and every hard stan has his fic rec thread bookmarked. Hobaβs beta reader and constant commissioner.
PROFILES PART THREE
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Hoba 𧑠donβt let the excessive emojis and general cuteness fool you, this man is the THIRSTIEST Jimin stan in existence. Posts PWP one-shots of Jimin with other idols but itβs anyones guess if he has any idea who the other idol is.
PROFILES PART FOUR
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Namu π the first and best fandom translator, Namu at all times seems to be way too busy to be on Twitter and simultaneously ALWAYS on Twitter. Has a network of approved translators in various languages that he monitors for accuracy.
PROFILES PART FIVE
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Tete β₯οΈ the softest of soft stanβs Tete can often be found absolutely sobbing over Jiminβs fingers, cheeks, nose etc. Delusional in a harmless way so everyone just lets him be. Never missed a live and wonβt let you forget it
PROFILES PART SIX
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Kyu π existing in pout with a knack for chaos, Kyu has been a beloved fan artist from a very early on. Had seemed busier lately but if a new Tiny Minnie drops he will immediately materialise. A little delulu but they love him anyway
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Please note the above posts are 100% accurate to what the boys would be like on Stan Twitter.
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About to go into work and they moved me to the store where itβs harder to be on my phone. Will try to post in between but otherwise Iβll be back on my lunch break
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Managerβs not in yet π€ͺ
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PROFILES PART SEVEN
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Welcome to Jiminβs lurking account, he follows his main and six other peopleβ wanna guess who they are?
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Jiminβs making BAD DECISIONS β’οΈ
PROFILES PART EIGHT
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Angell Repellent π€ he has gone by many names but this prolific troll has been a thorn in the side of the swat team for years. Although heβs considerably mellowed from his spiteful early days, he still an absolute menace
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Jimin is destructive in a lot of fun ways when heβs bored
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Should I be hastagging these all with Happy Jimin Day or does that seem like too much?
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Trolls are always way harder to fight than antis
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I really should be tagging these #HappyJiminDay shouldnβt I?
But also see the method to Jiminβs madness? One slight self-drag and Tete presents an entire power pointed thread of compliments in return
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BUSTED
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Step one of Sunnie AU writing: always make BTS soulmates
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Jin kept his identity secret on Twitter for nine and a half years but canβt resist the urge to troll the troll. That face doesnβt play
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In this AU I picture Jin as a wildly successful Phil Dunphy
And also because Iβm not an asshole who doesnβt credit, here is a link to the very pretty phone case: redbubble.com/people/graphicβ¦
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2Seok gotta 2Seok
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Stream Illella π€ͺ
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Namjoon refuses to do anything without launching into a philosophical debate
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I do not know why I have Namjoon such an elaborate backstory for a CRACK FIC but I thought of it and couldnβt you know, NOT do it
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Namjoon always has a back up plan
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Please ignore the BTS branding theyβre all wearing and just appreciate the concept
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Okay, so thatβs all for today! I was really hoping to finish writing the fic and get it all up tonight but I was too ambitious + work moving me to a different store really messed with my plans. But I shall be back with more soon!
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Hi friends! Iβm baacckkk please ignore me fucking with the timeline of when Jimin releases music
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Jimin: who knows if they even buy the physical albums!
Bangtan: how dare you underestimate us
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Jiminβs getting hyped for his album
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I sometimes wonder if I made Jimin too impatient and impulsive in this fic and then I remember that he usually has six boyfriends to channel his energy into and alas my Jimin is still in the process of getting them
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Release Day
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Okay thatβs all for now!!! Hope you guys have enjoyed! Next time prepare yourself to witness: the reunion.
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Nothing like an emotionally invested stranger live tweeting a whole event
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Sorry lost a screen shot for a second so I had to repostβ ignore backgrounds not matching scenario and focus on cutie Bangtan
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Cuddly bangtan time is best time
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Namjoon waist holder agenda
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Last one for today guys! Back with more soon! I kinda extended the story more than I intended but hope youβre still enjoying!
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Did I intend to have any written sections in this AU? NOPE. Did it happen anyway? ABSOLUTELY, IDK if this'll be the only one but we'll see π
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I thought about getting a random onlooker to describe them, but itβs much funnier to write Jimin just losing his absolute mind
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How appropriate it is to be at this post number when Taehyung is making Jimin SWEAT
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For the people who are still being victimised by the memory of red-haired Taehyung βchewing gumβ at a fan-sign, this one is for you. It wonβt heal your pain, but it will make you feel heard
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Goodnight gang! I really need to stop starting updates at midnight because itβs now 1:15am π€ͺ ANYHOO, thatβs all Iβve got for now but more chaos is to come! Letβs keep our fingers crossed for COMMUNICATION next update!
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The Hyung instinct is triggered by different things but they will protect their babies none the less
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Tae is his soulmate, Jungkook is his best friend, Namjoon is his baby, Yoongi is his husband, Jin is his guide.
But Hoseok is his person
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Asexuality doesnβt stop you being a menace to society and I will always write my ace characters to prove that
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Because Hobi has zero chill
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I like to picture OT6 crowded in the hotel room watching Hoseokβs face slowly turn from concerned to maniacal until they finally get a text from Jimin
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Oh my god forgot I wanted to do a poll to end things, so hereβs a poll for the road. What would your hyung sense detect?
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