Thread by @YaGurlSunshine

🤍 Angell 🖤
Among fans of Idol Park Jimin, six Twitter accounts have become infamous. Known as the Swat Team, they have made it their mission to shut down antis, mantis and delulus. But unbeknownst to the six, their most persistent troll is secretly their beloved idol
#OT7Poly

Hiii everyone, it’s officially #JiminDay (well it is in Australia) and I wanted to celebrate! And what better way to do that then to write a chaotic, poly OT7 social media AU? I don’t think one exists! I’ll drop the first tweets when I wake up tomorrow and keep posting throughout

the day so don’t forget to bookmark, like, rt and qrt as I go! I’m trying to release it all in the next 24 hours but I am working for like 9 hours of that so 😬 it may be spotty but I’ll keep posting! Why Jimin’s birthday isn’t an international public holiday I don’t know.

GROUND RULES:
🖤 I only half pay attention to time, if it doesn’t make sense, just ignore
🤍 Hair colours is the same deal
🖤 Please don’t take this too seriously, I love Jimin with all my heart and anything written by characters that are antis or trolls is obviously not true

🤍 This is really just an excuse to write a OT6 smothering Jimin with love and compliments. It’s what he deserves and they are 100% right all the time.
🖤I swear all the time and this fic is gay as hell, if that’s a problem get out 😘

See you guys in like… six hours!

A quick profile preview for the road 🤍

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Good morning everyone! Happy Jimin day!

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This part was physically painful to write, like it must take SO MUCH energy to be this delusional.

PROFILES PART ONE
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Jinnie 💙 started out as the softest stan account posting “had a bad day, send Jimin pics” twice a week before descending into chaos and starting to make the most unhinged threads. Is there a non-sensical meme going around? Balme him

PROFILES PART TWO
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Yoon 💜 An unapologetic hard stan who will never let Kitty Gang Jimin go. He knows every smutty Jimin fic in existence and every hard stan has his fic rec thread bookmarked. Hoba’s beta reader and constant commissioner.

PROFILES PART THREE
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Hoba 🧡 don’t let the excessive emojis and general cuteness fool you, this man is the THIRSTIEST Jimin stan in existence. Posts PWP one-shots of Jimin with other idols but it’s anyones guess if he has any idea who the other idol is.

PROFILES PART FOUR
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Namu 💛 the first and best fandom translator, Namu at all times seems to be way too busy to be on Twitter and simultaneously ALWAYS on Twitter. Has a network of approved translators in various languages that he monitors for accuracy.

PROFILES PART FIVE
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Tete ♥️ the softest of soft stan’s Tete can often be found absolutely sobbing over Jimin’s fingers, cheeks, nose etc. Delusional in a harmless way so everyone just lets him be. Never missed a live and won’t let you forget it

PROFILES PART SIX
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Kyu 💗 existing in pout with a knack for chaos, Kyu has been a beloved fan artist from a very early on. Had seemed busier lately but if a new Tiny Minnie drops he will immediately materialise. A little delulu but they love him anyway

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Please note the above posts are 100% accurate to what the boys would be like on Stan Twitter.

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About to go into work and they moved me to the store where it’s harder to be on my phone. Will try to post in between but otherwise I’ll be back on my lunch break

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Manager’s not in yet 🤪

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PROFILES PART SEVEN
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Welcome to Jimin’s lurking account, he follows his main and six other people— wanna guess who they are?

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Jimin’s making BAD DECISIONS ™️

PROFILES PART EIGHT
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Angell Repellent 🖤 he has gone by many names but this prolific troll has been a thorn in the side of the swat team for years. Although he’s considerably mellowed from his spiteful early days, he still an absolute menace

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Jimin is destructive in a lot of fun ways when he’s bored

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Should I be hastagging these all with Happy Jimin Day or does that seem like too much?

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Trolls are always way harder to fight than antis

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I really should be tagging these #HappyJiminDay shouldn’t I?

But also see the method to Jimin’s madness? One slight self-drag and Tete presents an entire power pointed thread of compliments in return

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BUSTED

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Step one of Sunnie AU writing: always make BTS soulmates

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Jin kept his identity secret on Twitter for nine and a half years but can’t resist the urge to troll the troll. That face doesn’t play

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In this AU I picture Jin as a wildly successful Phil Dunphy

And also because I’m not an asshole who doesn’t credit, here is a link to the very pretty phone case: redbubble.com/people/graphic…

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2Seok gotta 2Seok

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Stream Illella 🤪

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Namjoon refuses to do anything without launching into a philosophical debate

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I do not know why I have Namjoon such an elaborate backstory for a CRACK FIC but I thought of it and couldn’t you know, NOT do it

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Namjoon always has a back up plan

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Please ignore the BTS branding they’re all wearing and just appreciate the concept

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Okay, so that’s all for today! I was really hoping to finish writing the fic and get it all up tonight but I was too ambitious + work moving me to a different store really messed with my plans. But I shall be back with more soon!

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Hi friends! I’m baacckkk please ignore me fucking with the timeline of when Jimin releases music

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Jimin: who knows if they even buy the physical albums!
Bangtan: how dare you underestimate us

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Jimin’s getting hyped for his album

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I sometimes wonder if I made Jimin too impatient and impulsive in this fic and then I remember that he usually has six boyfriends to channel his energy into and alas my Jimin is still in the process of getting them

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Release Day

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Okay that’s all for now!!! Hope you guys have enjoyed! Next time prepare yourself to witness: the reunion.

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Nothing like an emotionally invested stranger live tweeting a whole event

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Sorry lost a screen shot for a second so I had to repost— ignore backgrounds not matching scenario and focus on cutie Bangtan

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Cuddly bangtan time is best time

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Namjoon waist holder agenda

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Last one for today guys! Back with more soon! I kinda extended the story more than I intended but hope you’re still enjoying!

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Did I intend to have any written sections in this AU? NOPE. Did it happen anyway? ABSOLUTELY, IDK if this'll be the only one but we'll see 😂

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I thought about getting a random onlooker to describe them, but it’s much funnier to write Jimin just losing his absolute mind

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How appropriate it is to be at this post number when Taehyung is making Jimin SWEAT

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For the people who are still being victimised by the memory of red-haired Taehyung “chewing gum” at a fan-sign, this one is for you. It won’t heal your pain, but it will make you feel heard

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Goodnight gang! I really need to stop starting updates at midnight because it’s now 1:15am 🤪 ANYHOO, that’s all I’ve got for now but more chaos is to come! Let’s keep our fingers crossed for COMMUNICATION next update!

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The Hyung instinct is triggered by different things but they will protect their babies none the less

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Tae is his soulmate, Jungkook is his best friend, Namjoon is his baby, Yoongi is his husband, Jin is his guide.

But Hoseok is his person

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Asexuality doesn’t stop you being a menace to society and I will always write my ace characters to prove that

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🔞 Warning 🔞
Because Hobi has zero chill

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I like to picture OT6 crowded in the hotel room watching Hoseok’s face slowly turn from concerned to maniacal until they finally get a text from Jimin

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Oh my god forgot I wanted to do a poll to end things, so here’s a poll for the road. What would your hyung sense detect?