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Character/tech artist (Dragonage, Where The Wild Things Are, Unreal 04, Civ IV, D&D Online, God of War:CoO, Stellaris ++) Writer. Minis. Intersex. (SHE/HER)

Nov 12, 2022, 5 tweets

Is your #gamedev studio just packed with bowl fulls of delicious crunch?
Celebrate it passive aggressively with Krunchie Crunch, the game developer tiger mascot!

(Also comes on a clock, so you can watch your life tick away for someone else's profit.)

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Gift your producer with a laptop skin as a thanks for the Jira reminders!

Put a fridge magnet on the work fridge, next to the message taped to it that reminds everyone to not leave mugs (from all the coffee we have to drink to barely survive) in the sink!

Sip from this mug during yet another meeting management scheduled right up against 5pm that is going to run on into unpaid time!

Mmmm, tastes salty!

And where do all these bloody stickers around the studio keep coming from? I don't know... do you know? Nobody knows. Better call in Scooby Doo because it's another fucking game development mystery.

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