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May 2, 2023, 17 tweets

1/ Alright #CUSD it’s time to see what #WeAreChandlerUnified was all about at last week’s meeting.

There were 6 speakers but the last 2 were kiddos who went at the same time so technically we heard 5 separate addresses.

However…

2/ …3 of those addresses came from total randoms seemingly there to support Kurt’s bullshit from the previous mtg when & where he fully embarrassed himself w/ a tantrum over teacher training. So basically there were 2 addresses.

This calls for a brief but important aside…

3/ Anyone else see a pattern here?

1. Kurt’s an asshole and/or doesn’t know stuff and/or embarrasses himself
2. At the next mtg, random jerks speak on stuff that *conveniently* *could* support/defend/bolster Kurt’s ridiculous/inappropriate behavior
3. Rinse
4. Repeat

Just me?

4/ We may need to revisit this with its own thread actually. Going through just the last few meetings, there’s been that many instances which fit this pattern.

For now, back to the 4-26-23 meeting…

5/ First up, Jenn “Dossiers For Days”-
and hey, let’s pause real quick to give credit where credit is due. While the other regular bigots have disappeared following Char’s loss to Kurt (including Char herself 👀) Jenn remains on her bullshit. Good for you, Jenn.

Oh! But wait…

6/ Can we pls have a board pres who knows what they’re doing? #WeAreChandlerUnified & WeNeedAGrownUp running these mtgs. FFS, Jason- Barb can’t keep kicking you under the table (probably) to remind you to do your job, like how you “need to read the thing that we have to do.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

7/ Then, after a really well-versed reading of “that thing” that Jason is very familiar w/ & definitely understands, a bigot known for repeatedly handing out hate-filled dossiers at these mtgs had to take control of the mtg to establish how long addresses could be.

Super duper.

8/ Ok, Jenn, whatcha got for us tonight? 🍿

Well, the first half of her 3 minutes sounded like she was reading her LinkedIn profile, and then…

9/…by the time she was done, she averaged an impressive one “we parents” every 36 seconds. AND, if you count her “we tax-payers” that jumps to a staggering once every 30secs!

Like I said earlier, Jenn is never not on her bullshit. 😂

10/ Up next: some random who I can only assume was given a script that she didn’t read, practice, or even understand. I don’t know how else to explain this performance. It’s almost second-hand embarrassing to watch. Just remember she came to peddle paranoia & defend racism.

11/ Next: this “former parent” (did he give his kids back?) presented what can only be described as nonsense from someone who doesn’t know anything about any of this. He offered an “analogy” which was just some long-winded irrelevant anecdote from 30 years ago.
At first… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

12/…I thought the audio was static-ey in these recordings but I’m starting to think that’s just the sound you hear when the bottom of the barrel is being scraped.

Next: an address that just couldn’t make it 3 mins without mentioning CRT from someone who…

13/ …may be running for a CUSD board spot next year…? And who filed her SOI just days before appearing out of nowhere to speak at this meeting? 🤷🏻‍♀️ I dunno. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

14/ I guess later we’ll know more on that. Sorry if I ruined some surprise announcement. It was that or post about what appears to be some now-defunct private school she was involved in a few years ago.

15/ Ok this is DEFINITELY the note to finish on. These 2 precious & delightful kiddos were the palate cleanse we all needed, despite the unfortunate & unfair circumstances which led to them appearing that night to address the board.

(Psst! @ChandlerUnified - I back them 100%!)

16/ To very briefly recap:

😳Jason- Wtf are you doing, dude?

😂Jenn is still on her bullshit.

👀The randoms keep showing up, coincidentally backing up Kurt.

🚫Don’t play favorites when it comes to religion, @ChandlerUnified!

17/ @threadreaderapp unroll

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