Last night was the #MetGala, so you know what time it is. LFG!
This type of pandering in an attempt to avoid the thread will not be tolerated. F-
Are we sure this guy should be allowed around baby Yoda?
Wow this dude is tall - he should play basketball
The back of this crossword puzzle dress is entirely racial slurs
Get a bigger collar, COWARZ
Harry Potter and the Secret Cry for Help
The stylist was like, “gay silver surfer”
Imagine someone styling this and then says WAIT, WE NEED A FAN
The Blackula reboot looks terrible tbh
Casper the Uncomfortably Friendly Ghost
Tweedledumb
These two just opened a mid-priced hair salon in your city
Congrats on your gay marriage.
This is a good time to note that the token red carpet cross-dresser will not be part of these threads going forward. They aren’t shocking anyone
Lolol wtaf meow meow hard pass
Give me something that screams “early 80s synth band member”
OKAYEST DRESSED:
You did okay, and I hope someone reads this to you
BEST DRESSED, ALMOST:
Dress is great, but then your stylist realized you “needed” the black ribbon
BEST DRESSED:
Look if Barbie is there, she’s going to win okay
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