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Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
May 2, 2023 β€’ 19 tweets β€’ 5 min read
Last night was the #MetGala, so you know what time it is. LFG! Image This type of pandering in an attempt to avoid the thread will not be tolerated. F- Image
Jul 19, 2022 β€’ 10 tweets β€’ 3 min read
Give this dog a twitter bio with
βœŠπŸΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨ and it has 50,000 followers within a month
Jul 18, 2022 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 2 min read
Oct 21, 2021 β€’ 23 tweets β€’ 5 min read
For every 10 likes this gets, I’ll make Charlie Kirk’s face smaller Image Image
Oct 20, 2021 β€’ 4 tweets β€’ 2 min read
If you’re too dumb to pick out Halloween candy, here are the acceptable options: Here are some things trick-or-treaters DO NOT want:

πŸŽƒ coins
πŸŽƒ toothbrush
πŸŽƒ homemade stuff
πŸŽƒ apple slices
πŸŽƒ anything labeled β€œorganic”
πŸŽƒ chips or pretzels
πŸŽƒ anything healthy
πŸŽƒ little plastic toys
πŸŽƒ spider rings
πŸŽƒ easter candy
Nov 25, 2020 β€’ 10 tweets β€’ 3 min read
Since twitter suspended @INGFirebrand for excessive Batdancing, I’ll have to retell the story of the first Thanksgiving. This is the real story, not the BS the liberal mainstream media puts out there every year. THE TRUTH.

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It all started upon arrival to the New World, when the pilgrims encountered an enemy they hadn’t anticipated. Not disease or Native Americans...

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Nov 23, 2020 β€’ 8 tweets β€’ 2 min read
Last night’s AMAs really brought out some fashion mistakes. Let’s gooooooooooooooo Image Ftw you cosplay David Bowie but switch to Prince halfway through Image